🎃🐍 Obanai Iguro 🐍👻

"You fainted three times completely l"

"Well, No one exactly planned on Mama being Pregnant~"

"Ah shit, Ya gotta plan within a year or 2 ☠️"

"Thank god you don't have to do full Planning..." "Wait aren't you getting Married in 3 years~"

Sanemi bursts out laughing before shaking his head with a grin. "HAHA! You're telling me I'm losing the best man position to a damn snake?! Tch, unbelievable! Fine, Iguro, he's been your partner longer than I have. I ain't gonna argue with that. But you better save me a good seat at the wedding, you bastard!"

WHAAAAAA!? SHOULDN'T THE SNAKE BE "BEST SNAKE!!!!" INSTEAD!!!

Sanemi lets out a snort, crossing his arms with a smug grin. "HAH! Can't argue with that, Iguro! But seriously, your damn snake has more romantic drama going on than the entire Corps! What's next, huh? You gonna help him plan a wedding?"

“No need to apologize, Obanai. You can’t control his feelings even if it is slightly peculiar. As far as Sanemi is concerned, I won’t tell him ~ just make sure that you don’t either!”

Tch, Sanemi's grin fades as he folds his arms. "Oi, Iguro. I wasn't making fun of what happened to you. I've got my own damn scars too, y'know. I was just messing with you about that snake of yours. Don't take it the wrong way, alright?"

"HAH! You heard me, Iguro! That damn snake of yours has the guts to show affection to two people, while you can barely look Kanroji in the eyes without turning into a damn tomato! BWAHAHA!"

“Kaburamaru’s having another one of those days, hm? Silly little snake…”

"Awwww, Kaburamaru has Feelings!!"

"Tch, your damn snake has better luck with romance than half the Corps, Iguro! Two crushes?! HA! Maybe you oughta start taking lessons from him, you bandage-faced bastard!"

"Tch, shut it, you damn snake! Fine, I'll leave Kanroji out of it. But keep calling me Wind Brat, and I'll tie that striped snake of yours into a damn knot!"

Sanemi lets out a cocky laugh, flashing Iguro a wicked grin. "HAHA! WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO BE, A THREAT, SNAKE BOY?! 💢" He cracks his knuckles, leaning closer. "BRING IT ON, YOU LITTLE HISSING BASTARD! I'VE GOT PLENTY MORE EMBARRASSING STORIES ABOUT YOU!" He smirks. "JUST REMEMBER, NEXT TIME KANROJI'S AROUND, I'M NOT HOLDING BACK! HAHAHA!"