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Phonic Phoenix

@TheShawnRandom

Theater nerd creative type. #Writing | #Standup | #VoiceOver | #Casting | #Directing | #Producing. I make full cast graphic #audiodrama and #sketchcomedy.

 Los Angeles
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Joined August 2020
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I never met a cheese I didn't like.
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Daft Pun@AllanForsyth14 Jan 2023
My handcrafted paper doily business failed because I didn't cut enough corners.
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I'm at an age now where i can't tell between high beams or regular lights on a vehicle
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jon drake@DrakeGatsby3 Jan 2023
Your honor I was being Ratatouilled at the time
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TJ.@Tjeerd00131 Dec 2022
If you smell marijuana in your nieghborhood,here's what to do: 1. Mind your business
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WJ Reid@WJReid31 Jan 2023
Glad it's a new year. I was running out of days on my calendar.
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We turned off the TV yesterday and made the kids play board games like it was 1950 and now I know why all of our grandparents were alcoholics.
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Remember to recycle your pizza boxes It’s for the Greta good
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i just wanna congratulate all of you on making it through 2020 again this year
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Replying to @dangerousbody2 @TheShawnRandom
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Roxy2Dope@MadRoxStar25 Dec 2022
Do you know what sexual position produces the ugliest children? Go ask your mother.
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CannibusLecter@FMLsweetly25 Dec 2022
i think my dog is having a bad reaction to all this cocaine
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greg
@greg1667693542023 Dec 2022
My parents told me Santa wasn’t real when I was 15. Jokes on them because I’m at the mall right now and guess who’s here
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A Dad Influence@gbergan24 Dec 2022
One gift wrapped, and I've already lost the Scotch tape.
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Christmas card - its a Holloween card from the bargain bin. In sharpie I've written in - Happy Xmas, hope you like this picture of a festive pumpkin. Please send money, love Shawn
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Satan
@s8n23 Dec 2022
teach your kids to spell i keep getting their christmas lists
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Tony P.@Tbone721923 Dec 2022
I pay for 800+ channels now but sadly I had better tv shows with the 3 channels we had back in the 70’s.
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Tony P.@Tbone721923 Dec 2022
When I was a kid we had to walk to the liquor store ..... uphill, both ways. In the snow.
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Dumping her on Christmas is really the best present you can give your songwriting girlfriend.
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CannibusLecter@FMLsweetly23 Dec 2022
i was just plumbing the bottomless darkness of my own miserable depraved soul and i found some nunchucks and an old piece of gum
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