The Sims Logic

Periods explained by the sims

Foreplay 101: *click on bed: relax* *click on sim: invite over* *click on sim: cuddle* *click on sim: woohoo*

"How's school going?"

When you mum calls you down for dinner

Relationship status:

Burns dinner so it's horrifying quality, Calls guests to meal.

Good times

*applies for job in architecture* Experience: Building houses on The Sims since 2001

There's two types of people at the gym

😂😂😂

Reads book about logic, Qualifies as doctor.

The absolute heartache, followed by sheer panic, when a burglar comes onto your lot and you realise you forgot to buy a burglar alarm

You know you're lazy when you can't even be bothered to make your sim shower

Has one birthday, Becomes ten years older.

Refusing to woohoo with your husband because the room isn't decorated well enough

Grows up, Boyfriend still a teenager.

My sim decided to adopt a new dog

Toilet leaks, Puts baby in it.

This dude is a savage 😂😂😂

When you're lying down on your phone and it falls on your face