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Assistant Head, Eng Lead, Y6 teacher. Teach First Ambassador. A normal British teacher, overworked and underpaid. Inextricably in love with my job.

London, England
Joined May 2015
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Prince Harry is one interview away from claiming Prince William ate his hamster.
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this is what happens when you don’t recycle your pizza boxes
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I've been trying to decide which clip to post first on Bernie's birthday and have decided on this. He adored the Railway Children and used to tear up when watching it. 'If you don't cry when Jenny sees her dad you're made of wood', he once said. Tissues at the ready x
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I am so bored of the Harry and Meghan shenanigans. In happier times Harry would have raised an army against the King, with William meeting him somewhere in Leicestershire where Harry would have died in battle, his body never found, and Meghan would have ended up in a convent.
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Finally Nazanin back home!❤️
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Happiness in one pic @FreeAnoosheh @FreeNazanin
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American spelling on today’s wordle 😣🤮
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The London sky as the new year arrives! Here's to 2022, a prosperous year for you, one and all. #HAPPYNEWYEAR2022 #londonfireworks #London
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I love @BBCNews BUT poor punctuation is becoming a problem. Since when did we start calling the #pandemic #british? 🤣 Think the #bbc needs to come to my #SPAG lessons.
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Okay sorry, flamingo wins. The poise, the grace, THE CONFIDENCE. Spread your wings and fly flamingo. 🦩
Replying to @AldiUK
#AldiTrickAndTweet my son wanted to be a flamingo, not scary but flamazing
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Delays to death registrations mean some families are waiting twice as long as normal to lay loved ones to rest. Dorothy Robinson died 2 weeks ago. Her family may have to cancel her funeral for Monday, as her death certificate still hasn’t been issued. More ⁦@BBCLookNorth⁩
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If the teachers didn’t give you the A level results you were hoping for, don’t worry. I got a C and 2Us and I’ve ended up happy, with loads of friends and a Bentley.
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4R's resident turtle, Shelly, is delighted to see the Junior School boys @DulwichCollege back on campus and playing patball
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Thank you 🥳
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🥁It’s here! The music video for the 📚World Book Day Song 📚 is out now!All proceeds go to @WorldBookDayUK - so please support / share if you can🤞🌟 A big thank you to all of the authors, illustrators & publishers involved. Watch the full video here: youtu.be/ZpTkjssrL4k
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Delighted and relieved to report that 4R’s resident tiny turtle, Shelley, has been safely found and returned to her classroom @DulwichCollege following the adventure of a lifetime when she recently decided to leave her tank to explore.
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Sorry @BBCNews but showing dead bodies of people who have died from Covid-19 at 6pm is not good think of the children watching tv at tea time and the mental health of vulnerable people!!
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Trying to follow government guidelines like.... #COVID19 #lockdown #Covid19UK #coronavirus #Tier1 #boris
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