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⚪️🗣️Kylian Mbappé: “I’m very proud to play for Real Madrid but one day I wish to play under Liam Rosenior.” “What he did with Chelsea was incredible. I would like to be a player/manager and Liam would’ve made that happen” — @EPSNFC
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🚨🤯| Enzo Fernandez was heard crying upon finding out the €150 million bid from Real Madrid wasn’t for him. His agent had informed him of “Real’s interest”. It was Real Oviedo. —@Macra
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🚨🔢: There was a whopping 1,122 fans in attendance for the Arsenal parade, just shy of the 1 million expected turnout. — @footmob
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🚨| Gabriel will NOT be at the Arsenal title parade today. Arteta and Gabriel were locked in a room this morning. Loud bangs and thuds were heard. Arteta limped out 22 minutes later. — @mattlaw
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🚨BREAKING: The Arsenal title parade is delayed by 2 hours. The bus had ‘Champions of Europe’ painted on it and is now being removed. — @nicoshira
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🚨🗣️| “I didnt offer to take a penalty because i’m shit” — Madueke at FT
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🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Mikel Arteta had a physical fight with Noni Madueke on the bus. Madueke wanted to start but Arteta said NO. — @indykaila
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