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Avon, OH (for some reason)
Joined March 2011
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This is a major fear of mine. Dying alone, I mean. teapaw.org/Wikipedia/status/82728…
Greek philosopher Chrysippus died from laughing at one of his own jokes. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chrysi…
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Oddly enough that’s the same response I had when I saw him say he wouldn’t be firing Shotty about 20 minutes later.
Jerry Jones after Cowboys’ OT loss to Cardinals (per FOX broadcast)
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Also, whatever entity in Arizona that didn’t recognize that they have the wrong guys starting at QB and RB should be fired too.
Even if we win, they still should fire Shotty.
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I like the Olsen narrative that Collier is trying to make up for his dumbass penalty. Like he can always be some game-wrecking war daddy but is usually just not provoked into it by his own embarrassment
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Even if we win, they still should fire Shotty.
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I’ll be damned.
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Von Miller ain’t tying his teammates shoe in the middle of a drive.
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On-siding here is dumb. Thank you Cardinals. (I’m a few minutes behind if this tweet looks silly)
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reminder that Wins are not a QB stat
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That prostate commercial just knocked that fake funeral ad from Tubi off my favorite commercial of the year perch.
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It’s fun when it happens to the other team
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I for one am happy the Cards didn’t go for two there.
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Kinda smart of the Cowboys to let the only rb the Cardinals have left run all over them so he’ll tucker himself out and then they’ll be down to none soon.
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CeeDee broke more tackles during that play than Zeke Elliot did in all games combined after he signed the extension.
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Ok, and alleyoop int by a linebacker followed up by a fumble into the end zone recovered by the 3rd string TE for a touchdown. The tactical genius of Shotty is emerging bigly this week.
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I’m pretty sure Pam Oliver just set the sideline reporter record for most things gotten wrong in one report right there. Keep up the good work, PO.
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That’s not giving yourself up, G-regg with the third leg.
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Replying to @timeforjeffrey
A thank you card
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OTD 100 years ago, the Montreal Star could publish the entire NHL schedule on a half page of newsprint. You could clip it out and stick it to your refrigerator. If you had refrigerator magnets. Or a refrigerator. "Ice box"?
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Big third down here.
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