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If mayo had the same gross watery discharge that happens when you squeeze a bottle of ketchup and mustard, it would be called @tedcruz.
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Mitch McConnell is the only vegetable the FDA hasn’t recalled
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Me: Goes on Twitter for the first time in days. *sees Matt Gaetz is the nominee for AG* Also me:
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I'm sick
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I love that we’re all like YES KAMALA but we also have 2016 traumala
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You can register to vote on Election Day in the following states: AK, CA, CO, CT, HI, ID, IL, IA, ME, MD, MI, MN, MT, NV, NH, NM, RI, UT, VM, VA, WA, WI, WY, + Washington, D.C.
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If @ColinAllredTX dresses up for Halloween as Ted Cruz abandoning Texas for Cancun when the power grid failed, he might very well sweep all 254 counties. #TXSEN #Vote  (cc: @PaigeHutchinson)
I hate Texas halloween, what do you mean you're Ted Cruz abandoning the state during a crisis
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I’d say I’m at a @SnoopDogg and @WillieNelson hybrid.
On a scale of 1 to 10 (with 10 being very high), what is your anxiety level right now?
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I voted for @KamalaHarris and @Tim_Walz because I’m not a fucking idiot. #Vote
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Just hours later, here's that ad:
The Harris campaign tells me post-debate they are already cutting a new ad with the January 6 exchange between Walz and Vance, citing it as the biggest gap of the night in their focus group. The Harris campaign is calling it “the top moment of the night.” @SpectrumNewsDC
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Laura Loomer called Kamala Harris, Letitia James, and Fani Willis “DEI SHANIQUAS” and mocked Black Women…I HAD TIME TODAY!!!!
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I thought they said there would be commercial breaks? #Debate2024
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Greg Abbott and Ted Cruz
What’s the worst part about living in Texas?
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The Dodgers today acquired right-handed reliever Josh Fields from the Astros in exchange for minor-league first baseman Yordan Alvarez.
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I spy with my little eye a war criminal addressing Congress.
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Hard pass. @Sen_JoeManchin, nobody wants you. I’d rather have Biden back.
Confirmed: Manchin is considering re-registering as a Democrat to run against Kamala Harris for the presidential nomination.
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Winner winner!
We’re 0 for 2 on second term Catholic presidents
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My fellow Democrats, I have decided not to accept the nomination and to focus all my energies on my duties as President for the remainder of my term. My very first decision as the party nominee in 2020 was to pick Kamala Harris as my Vice President. And it’s been the best decision I’ve made. Today I want to offer my full support and endorsement for Kamala to be the nominee of our party this year. Democrats — it’s time to come together and beat Trump. Let’s do this.
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Hillary was right. They are fucking deplorable.
Lots of these signs on the GOP convention floor tonight
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