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Bill O'Zimmerman retweeted
Anyone know companies want to sponsor prizes for a comedy competition in Cypress November 21st? Hoping to get like $150 total from a few sponsors. I would put your logo or name on the flyer and definitely mention you throughout the show.
1. Covert 2019 fucked with a lot of public activities, none more than bars, it seems.
2. Everything is so expensive.
3. Streaming absolutely sucks, even for some bar owners. It used to be simpler to watch sports.
Random take: I feel like dudes don’t go out and watch Monday Night Football anymore.
When I was in my 20s. There was nothing better than finding a good wing spot. A place with a great beer special. Maybe a waitress/bartender you had the hots for.
What happened to that?
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"Yes, I'd like a potato, bacon, egg and cheese taco, please..."
"So one Talarico with bacon?"
"Uhm, I... gue..."
This "Boston" song by a Stella Lefty is just too weird. First, I thought it was a little boy singing the song the first few times I heard it. Then she's saying "I like it when you're nice to me" as if the dude's normally a huge prick.
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Bill O'Zimmerman retweeted
Albert Pujols will be interviewing for the Astros manager position tomorrow, followed by Mike Fiers and John Smoltz.
Albert Pujols will be interviewing for the Astros manager position tomorrow, followed by Mike Fiers and John Smoltz.
Dan Patrick's probably gunna go back to doing Houston radio now, where he'll live-broadcast his gender-affirming surgery to a listening audience of seven.
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There are some really good takes on here this morning.
There are some really bad takes on here this morning.
Tomorrow: republicans can finally start slipping Trump a little blame on the economy etc…, as the libs, both outside and inside of Texas, start pretending they’ve never thought that we Texans were a bunch of backwards assed retards.
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Dem’s in Texas have their work cut out for them in holding onto this. Republicans the same in trying to flip it. Interesting times in Texas.
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You can only throw up the Dan Patrick’s and Kenny Paxtons of Texas so much before the voters get tired of hitting send on the same ole greasy bastards. If only John Cornyn knew how to make a proper brisket.
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