Sarah Beth

Journaling is lame I do have a notebook where I record my thoughts and feelings to share with my therapist, though

Maybe mean girls are just pretty girls with opinions people listen to?

The Princess and the Pea is the first recorded case of #HSPD.

“When a fuckboy shows you who they are, believe them the first time.” Maya Angelou

“I’ll deal with it later.” -Famous Last Words

Brain: Realizes eating ice cream b/c feeling lonely Brain: *no! turn to drugs!*

At the Benjamin Moore store and an older gentleman, speaking to the cashier, referred to me as “young lady” *still got it*

Maybe I’m not crazy, maybe I’m just so accustomed to excepting less than I deserve, and that is crazy-making

Mid-snuggle: “Move your head, you’re flattening my new cheekbone”

If you want something done right, pay for it yourself. #NeighbourhoodAssociationSocialChair

I have the fortitude to stick with a 10 year revenge/redemption scheme but lack the patience to stand in a five minute line.

I’m expected to know why I do the things I do? #mindfck

Are we falling in love or am I falling into a Sex and the City episode?

Hey Siri, what’s that thing on people’s face and do I need it? @DrDennisGross #SpectraLiteFaceWarePro

“Can’t go home again, Need someone to numb pain” - Tove Lo Have you tried food, though?

Me: Mom, I’m going to change the world. Mom: Wellllll, maybe not the wholee world. Fucking challenge accepted, Mother.

I love Halloween because “overkill” is on theme.

I’ve never been a natural, all I do is try, try, try

Love = kindness, compassion, gratitude

Walmart is a trip.