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Zaza Goblin

@Theglizzyqueen
 Eating Cake
Joined April 2013
  • Tweets27.4K
  • Following1.2K
  • Followers26K
They call me the finisher. Not in the sexual way but because if you don't finish your food I will.
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kind want to fight someone. not physically. but with our tongues
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one like and ill pack a bowl and make pigs in a blanket
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I’m in the moon. Im on the moon. I am the moon.
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making soup and doing drugs
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nothing gets my panties soaked like a good saxophone solo
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I have a work event tonight and I’d rather jump in traffic
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Sometimes you guys post selfies and it’s really hard for me to keep my mouth shut
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Sounds like my high school gym teacher.
Zaza Goblin (@Theglizzyqueen) profile pictureZaza Goblin@TheglizzyqueenNov 5
can I hold it while you pee?
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also. the full body orgasm is a real thing. i now have a god complex.
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you guys, I’m finally a woman
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can I hold it while you pee?
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Turgid Verse
@gullyvuhrNov 5
Flirting is just two people trying to determine whether the other one is the same kind of fucked up
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One like and I’ll pack a bowl
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Sorry I was being a hoe. I forgot what it was like to have attention from strangers
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Might shave my pubes for the first time in a month and sell them.
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She got abs but can’t spell.
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La Na@Anita_HuggingNov 4
Image from La Na (@Anita_Hugging)
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Just scrolled through all my twitter photos. I’m hillarious
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Why is calling to make a doctor appointment so hard?!
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Girl fuck you too
Image from junie b. jonestown (@elizabethbelsky)
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@KimKardashianNov 4
GOOD MORNING AMERICA
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