Content creator, audiobook narrator, the best good-bad dancer on X, field frolicker, and professional grass touching expert.

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Joined December 2012
Duck🦆, duck🦆, duck🦆… Silly Goose. 🪿
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The Nostalgic retweeted
I keep getting notifications, but none are from you
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Leave you behind? I could never.
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The Nostalgic retweeted
can i come over and thicken the plot
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Rhythm, you have it or you don't. That's a fallacy🎶
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Old Fashioned meet The Nostalgic. 🥃
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You move quietly but you move like clockwork.
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I put on my coat It's been cold enough this winter Since you let me go To the sound of your surrender Watch it all go down in flames I'm still burning for you babe But you wouldn't know… youtu.be/hSSzpQ4Bnqw?si=6Lkv…
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🔥When they one hundred percent understand the assignment without any words necessary. 🔥
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She'd have said, "Yes", in a New York minute They never tied the knot, his heart wasn't in it He just stole a kiss as he rode away He never hung his hat up at Kitty's place I should've been a cowboy youtu.be/aIq1LvzSLsk?si=bJ9U…
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Yippee-ki-yay, Homie.
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Sometimes I wonder about you.
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Would you ever erase your online identity to appease a person who loves you?
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Some people hug trees I hug driftwood.
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Did we learn our lesson yet?
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Stop pouring your energy into a bottomless pit and calling it loyalty
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Say howdy to Dolly. She’s a fantastic snuggle buddy.🩷
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Smooth af. 🚗
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