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Joined January 2011
38-0: CHAMPION 26W 6D 6L · 84 pts · +563 prestige 🟩🟥🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟨🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟥🟩🟥🟨 🟨🟩🟩🟩🟥🟩🟩🟨🟨🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟥🟩🟨🟥 38nil.app #38nil
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Chris Koenig retweeted
Replying to @AirbnbHelp
@AirbnbHelp @Airbnb we spent $3,000 on a 4 night stay in OC Maryland. Only stayed 2 nights and left at 11pm on the third night due to a cockroach infestation. We made the host aware Saturday morning and his reply was that he could come and spray the inside of the apartment. Completely unacceptable. We requested a refund and was denied by the host. Airbnb thought $378 was a proper refund and “were proud to offer that”. Also unacceptable. At the very least we are owed 1/2 of the total amount. $1500. Our yearly family vacation was cut short due to the gross conditions of our Airbnb.
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38-0: CHAMPION 28W 5D 5L · 89 pts · +606 prestige 🟨🟨🟩🟩🟥🟩🟩🟨🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟨🟥 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟥🟩🟩🟥🟩🟨🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟥🟩🟩🟩 38nil.app #38nil
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Never let Volkov on the mic again
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Who is this girl next to Charles Oliveira??????!
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Me packing breakfast and lunch for work turns into Wild West. Turkey sandwich at 9 AM? Yes, please. Instant oatmeal at 4 PM? Don't mind if I do.
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Kobbie Mainoo is the first teenager to score in an FA Cup final since Alejandro Garnacho vs Man City at 15:41 today [@OptaAnalyst]
Alejandro Garnacho is the first teenager to score in an FA Cup final since Cristiano Ronaldo vs Millwall in 2004 [@OptaAnalyst]
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Someone at work asked me if zombies are a real thing. How’s your career going?
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Replying to @Pitt_ATHLETICS
@Pitt_ATHLETICS When might we expect tipoff time for the @UNC_Basketball game on 12/30?
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@Petersen_Events website says 2:00 PM tipoff. Is this reliable? @Pitt_ATHLETICS
He's had enough of this shit
The crappiest Marvel hero
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Imagine taking a wrong turn and getting stuck in a curtain for 3 weeks. This is the life of a stink bug.
Seems like just yesterday the world was excited about this lad tap-dancing in a São Paulo kit. He peaked then if you ask me…
Neymar turns 30 today 😳 Time is an illusion.