@ThiefOfTweets

not known at this address. go away.

Joined January 2015
  • Tweets56.5K
  • Following681
  • Followers1.7K
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Theresa May as hand sanitizers, a thread
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Oh fuck off Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary
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disco in furlough retweeted
disco in furlough@ThiefOfTweets20 Dec 2023
Me when my alarm wakes me up
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Me when my alarm wakes me up
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BREAKING: Sheridan Smith set to star in a new 3 part drama on ITV. ‘600’ follows Tara, a disgruntled Twitter user who’s reached her Twitter view limit and has to find new ways to occupy her time.
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Rate limit not exceeded if you haven’t tweeted from an account in nearly a year
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Hello
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Whatever you do, don’t look at this account @Michael16149603
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@flatus74 I had this bookmarked but he finally got banned 😭
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Just popped over to this account. Fuck me what a bin fire
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Twitter be like, here have a noise like a frog. No, you can’t do anything useful. Sorry about that.
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Is it possible to export all of one’s blocked and muted accounts over to another twitter account?
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And if so, how
Sunday xitter.cf/bannedaccount/status/1…
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When you realise you’ve booked Pilates in the morning and you just really want a lie in
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* Homer Simpson brain monkey gif *
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large hardon collider <-- still funny
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disco in furlough retweeted
disco in furlough@ThiefOfTweets30 Dec 2020
I forgot about the large hardon collider
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Large Hardon Collider klaxon
mooms : alpine guy@Danny_McMoomins23 Jul 2022
Opened an article on FB and got ambushed by unexpected Felters!
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Yes and yes. If you don’t like it unfollow me and fuck off x x
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I really love Saturday having absolutely zero to do
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disco in furlough retweeted
80s Kidz
@80s_Kidz23 Jul 2022
A Matt Bianco fan calls into Saturday Superstore😂😂
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