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Life’s a b¡tch: we live, and then we die. So what’s the point?🤷‍♂️

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FUNNY 🤣🤣😂 Sizwe Alakine talks about the most expensive T-shirts he ever bought—& instantly regretted it🤣 It cost R9,000, but he didn't know until he got to the till. He got the shock of his life, but couldn't ask to return it because of his pride as REASON the rapper!😂🔥
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The Spreading Humours producer invited Cruz Afrika, but he turned it down and said he wanted to be paid for his appearance. Which is fair, in my books. Later, he agreed, pitched up, and the rest is history. He came with receipts to prove his point.
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Cruz Afrika thinks Naqueeda wants to sleep with him? 😭😭
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Cruz Afrika says he wasn’t happy because the Podcast Network edited out a lot of things to protect the Spreading Humours hosts, Zille, Naqueeda and Yanda Woods. He says they cut out a lot of content to save them. Who’s this chick on the left of my screen?🤮
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[SMWX] The interesting untold story of Justice Madlanga:
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Madlanga in the building! 😀 “I’m under strict instructions not to mention the word ‘commission’—So, I won’t do that. Thank you very much for joining this platform.”❤ Dr Sizwe Mpofu’s closing remarks. SMWX.
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Youth is NOT forever, especially for women. They age like milk, sometimes overnight😂 Ladies, save your pictures so you can show your daughters that you were once hot and got plenty of attention from boys too, especially when they start acting like you don't understand anything😂
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I see YouTubers dragging Cruz Afrika for being an uncle. 😂 Good luck girl, good luck. We had Chomie on these streets.
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NOTA: “There’s NO Black woman that has been uplifted unless a man is doing it.”🤭 The GOAT once asked Kim to name just one Black woman in history who has uplifted another Black woman. She couldn’t name a single one. 😂
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Owami says she believes Thami Ndlala because everything he said on Podcast & Chill, he backed up with proof. He came with receipts!
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“Thami Ndlala is very well articulated & chilled. He seems to be a very cool guy, I do understand why Lerato Kganyago would gravitate towards him.” — Owamie.
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“Na na na na na!!!” 🎶 Don't forget, comrades! Tomorrow at 9 AM, Justice Madlanga will be on SMXW with yours truly, Dr Sizwe Mpofu-Walsh. Turn on your notifications so you don't miss it! 😊
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[STRATEGY] General Nhlanhla Mkhwanazi once said sometimes, they arrest you for a small offence while preparing serious charges against you. He added that the prime example is the AKA case. 😂😂😂 CLASSIC
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[FAIRYTALE] Imagine earning $7,000 a month, getting offered a job paying $20,000 a month, but turning it down because you’re passionate about teaching.😂😂 I don’t know if Patrice Motsepe is telling the truth, but it’s ‘inspiring’, though. 🤣
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[TOUGH] For the first time in iDiski TV history, NkululekoMyBrada gave us a 3-minute intro for an 15-minute video, eating on Bobo’s time. 😂😭 Mamelodi Sundowns is out of the CAF Champions League!
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Junior Khanye dropped another hit yesterday! 😂😂😂
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Patrice Motsepe opens up about his biggest failure. He bought a mine but never recovered the money he invested in it. 😬😬😬
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Kaizer Chiefs have crashed out of the Confederation Cup! 😭😂 Meanwhile, Lerato Soccer is FUMING! 💛💀
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“Kaizer Jnr. & his brother Bobby Motaung must step down. Having played football doesn’t automatically mean you can run a football club successfully. We know Kaizer Chiefs is a family business, but please, this is football” 😭😂 Lerato Soccer.
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People like me are not shocked. I saw this Kaizer Chiefs horror show coming!😂😭 Why? Because I listen to serious football analysts like Lerato Soccer, who tell it like it is instead of selling us dreams. Now their CAF Confederation Cup dream is over.
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The court had to knock off early, partly because the suspects need to be transported back to the correctional facility where they are being held??? Where is the prison, and how far is it from the court?😳😳😳
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