Thomas Saggs (@ThomasSaggs) profile picture

Chief Operating Officer of C.O.G.S. Incorporated. Views and opinions expressed are my own. Account monitored regularly. 🪴 (Unaffiliated with the TTCC team.)

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Joined July 2024
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I apologize for my recent inactivity. My attention has been dedicated to dealing with important company matters, and proposing User Interface improvements for the cogs.ink Employee Information System to ensure quick and easy access to essential information. (1/2)
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For anyone who is confused, please refer to the following quoted post:
I apologize for the behavior in this account's recent posts. A few hours ago, I had left my computer unattended while managing an incident. During that time, a certain Suit was given permission to roam free in my office and use my computer. (1/3)
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For anyone who is confused, please refer to the following quoted post:
I apologize for the behavior in this account's recent posts. A few hours ago, I had left my computer unattended while managing an incident. During that time, a certain Suit was given permission to roam free in my office and use my computer. (1/3)
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I apologize for the behavior in this account's recent posts. A few hours ago, I had left my computer unattended while managing an incident. During that time, a certain Suit was given permission to roam free in my office and use my computer. (1/3)
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I've been told that the posts published during this period are required to remain visible, as they showcase the Suit's "investment into creativity." While it is rare to see artistic endeavors made by young Suits, I do wish him well in his path. (2/3)
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Once again, I apologize for any confusion this may have caused. (3/3)
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It has come to my attention by a trusted C.O.G.S. Inc. source that this phrase is intended to mean "Pour me one," in reference to consuming oil. Please disregard my question.
Could anybody clarify the meaning of the acronym "P.M.O."?
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Could anybody clarify the meaning of the acronym "P.M.O."?
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Effective immediately, all key calendar dates are conveniently accessible through a dedicated button on the homepage of the latest version of cogs.ink. Please refer to this resource for all relevant date information. Your compliance is appreciated. (2/2)
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On the calendar for Saturday, April 12th: — Server Refresh at 12 AM (Servers will be restarted in random order; please remember to save work before maintenance starts.) — Banquet at 6 PM (Restricted to higher-ranking employees only.)
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On the calendar for Friday, April 11th: — Managerial Staff Meeting at 4 PM (Mandatory for all Suits with at least one direct report.) — Banquet at 6 PM (Restricted to higher-ranking employees only.)
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On the calendar for Thursday, April 10th: — Banquet at 6 PM (Restricted to higher-ranking employees only.)
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As you can tell, my conversation with Mr. Oilcan did not yield the desired outcome, as he abruptly dismissed all my provided examples. Consequently, he has scheduled another banquet. I hope this event will at least be more securely operated than the last.
On the calendar for Wednesday, April 9th: — Additional Break at 12 PM (Break will last until 12:01 PM.) — Banquet at 6 PM (Restricted to higher-ranking employees only.)
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On the calendar for Wednesday, April 9th: — Additional Break at 12 PM (Break will last until 12:01 PM.) — Banquet at 6 PM (Restricted to higher-ranking employees only.)
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I do admit, I believe the company banquets are getting to be excessively frequent. Though, I trust that Mr. Oilcan has a clear rationale for these events.
On the calendar for Tuesday, April 8th: — Banquet at 6 PM (Restricted to higher-ranking employees only.)
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However, I am concerned by increasing reports of unauthorized Toon entry, and growing occurrences of oil intoxication, which may be negatively impacting company productivity. I plan to discuss this matter privately with Mr. Oilcan.
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On the calendar for Tuesday, April 8th: — Banquet at 6 PM (Restricted to higher-ranking employees only.)
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Thomas Saggs retweeted
Replying to @R0bberBaron
Another banquet will be held today by formal request of the Chief Executive Officer.
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