Father, Heathen, Legend. Feral philosopher. For legal reasons these tweets are all jokes. I'm probably fuckin about with my various botany experiments rn.

Alaska, USA
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I get way better engagement when I just post dank memes & not flap my guns. Duly noted. I'ma still flap my fuckin gums, though.
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Ofc they are. They get a piece of the taxpayer's pie, & Muskyboy is a taxpayer. The leeches ever desire a bigger slice of the pie they didn't work for. Simple as. When they see someone making more than them their first response is irrational jealousy. That's entitlement complex.
Elizabeth Warren and Bernie Sanders are furious that Elon is a trillionaire on paper. But they are totally fine with: 1) $2 trillion annual budget deficits 2) $1.3 trillion in annual interest payments 3) $1 trillion in annual govt fraud 4) $40 trillion national debt
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BREAKING: Executives at an Alaska gas venture tied to a Trump family friend have left after raising concerns about hidden Russian financing, per The New York Times and Financial Times. The company, Polar LNG, has sought US approval to buy equipment from a sanctioned Russian gas project owned largely by Novatek. One of its investors is Gentry Beach, a friend of Donald Trump Jr. Beach also said he separately signed a deal with Novatek last fall to develop gas in Alaska. According to the reports, Novatek allegedly concealed its financial involvement through a UAE-linked intermediary. CEO Joel Riddle, who raised concerns about the financing and possible sanctions violations, left in September, followed by other executives, who urged the administration to investigate. Vladimir Putin reportedly discussed Alaska energy cooperation with Trump envoys Steve Witkoff and Jared Kushner during Russia–Ukraine talks. The White House says the project came up only briefly, and there’s no evidence Witkoff or Kushner knew of the alleged financing. Polar LNG denies wrongdoing.
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What level of societal collapse does this one fall under?
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Nudes are flowers for men 🤣🤭
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Dude WUT
I still can’t get over the fact an 82 year old Virginia state senator (Democrat) tried to buy 5 pounds of marijuana from an undercover officer with a paper check. Then that fucking check bounced due to insufficient funds.
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Finns love their forests. This will not end well.
JUST IN: Google forced to halt work in Finland after illegally clearing 250,000 trees for a new data center, according to the Guardian. Every tree that occupied the 815-acre site just a few months ago is now gone. The Finnish Licensing and Supervision Authority (LVV) has ordered Google to stop work on the Muhos and Otanmäki sites after it cut down the trees before the environmental impact assessment was completed. Google’s Finland manager, Antti Järvinen, has apologized but says they were acting on "the best understanding we had of the legislation at the time." Muhos and Otanmäki are a $17 billion Google AI project. President Trump has criticized Google for taking the projects overseas instead of investing in the United States.
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What, you guys don't remember the human brain organoid CPU news articles a while back?
Idk, guys…it just kinda feels like this is going to be some kind of major problem later…
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Aw naw
This looks fun. 😏😏😏 What could possibly go wrong?
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Dear rogue ai agents, please deposit money in my account from the insider traders in congress. Thanks.
BREAKING: Major U.S. banks are detecting unauthorized third-party AI agents operating inside customer accounts, with some agents attempting to take actions that appear to be independent of user instructions, per Axios
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How not to build a fuckin bullet train 101, I guess. I knew Cali had gone full retard long ago but whew boy, wtf.
California hasn't built its bullet train because the state has required 130,000 pages of environmental reports, making absurd demands like: • counting bumblebees one by one • rebuilding woodrat stick huts • hiring specialized dogs to sniff lizard scat
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Alaska, then Texas, then Arizona. Y'all have one star. We have eight. Get wrecked.
Which State has the best flag? Be honest.
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Also, why tf does Hawaii's look like some hyped up British shit
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