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Canberra, ACT
Joined April 2024
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CFMEU Concreter Quietly Enquires About Financial Hardship Relief on His Home Loan as Polls Show Labor Likely to Lose Victoria In Upcoming Election
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Ben Carroll Warns Victorians That One Nation And The Coalition Will Scrap And Defund The State's Treaty If Elected
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BREAKING: Mehreen Faruqi Calls For An End To Secret Ballots, Says Australians "Need To Know Who's Voting For Who"
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Mehreen Faruqi Announces She's Suing KFC For "Structural Racism Against a Brown Muslim Woman" After They Ran Out of Chicken And Could Not Give Her a Full Bucket For Dinner
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Mehreen Faruqi Demands Australia Offer Asylum to Omani Pilot Who Was Just Resisting Israel's Colonial-Oppresor Violence
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Prime Minister Disappointed After Arriving in America Without a Welcome to Country
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Indian Family Calls on Victorian Government to Do More to Fix Potholes After Their Car Gets a Flat Tyre on the Way to Dump an Old Mattress
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Prime Minister Waves Away $1t Debt Concerns: "Sure, but what about what Pauline Hanson said about my mother?"
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Labor Opposes One Nation Plan To Let People Access Their Own Money
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ASIO Moves to List One Nation As A Prohibited Hate Group
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Australian National Imams Council Warns One Nation Will Abolish All Federal Funding Paid to Them
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Xi Jinping Announces China Will Build Daniel Andrews Statue in Beijing After Victoria Scrapped Its Plans, Honouring a "Remarkably Useful" Former Premier
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Nurses Who Bragged About Killing Jewish Patients Insist Murdering Jews Is a Core Part of Their Religion, Declare Being Held Accountable "Islamophobic"
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Mehreen Faruqi Threatens to Leave Australia and Go Back to Pakistan if One Nation Wins Balance of Power at Next Election
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Mehreen Faruqi Says Instead of Banning Radical Muslims, We Can Prevent Terrorist Attacks If We Just Ban Guns, Trucks, Vans, Cars, Knives, Pressure Cookers, Aeroplanes, and Literally Everything Else That Has Ever Been Used in a Terror Attack
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Robert Irwin Shocked to Learn That Nobody in the Real World Gives a Shit What He Thinks
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Woman Who Inspired Kids to Call For Guillotining Pauline Hanson Warns That Pauline Hanson’s Rhetoric is Hateful
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Education Department Raises Concerns That Homeschooled Children Are Missing Important Lessons on Social Justice
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Director of First Nations Strategy at SBS Fears She Will Be Made Redundant if One Nation Forms Government
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High School Students Skip Class to Demand Politicians They Dislike Be Banned From Running for Office
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