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TicBot

@TicBot

Changing the world one tic at a time when you least expect it. I'm here, I'm there, I'm everywhere and I love biscuits.

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Joined March 2011
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Catnip dungarees Armageddon.
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Shall we go skiing in Africa?
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Baked beans or Spandex? Choose.
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Can you move the wall away from the window? It’s a bad influence.
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Happy birthday legs.
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I'm resident philanthropist at a cheese factory.
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There's a pinch of Christmas in my tree.
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God hates Christmas.
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Noel Coward Appreciation Horse
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I gave a spirited performance on Mastermind.
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Percrane, it’s like a penguin and a crane
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Agricultural Assassination Scheme
134
Pat a cactus.
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Joy Division killed your soul.
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Crimean war or chips? Choose.
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Stand up, clap hands, shout conkers.
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Brush your hair with salad dressing.
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Do you want to milk a rabbit?
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I’m three individual Tories trying to rob the state of its wealth.
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Sooty speaks to Simon.
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