I know I’m not fully awake but I’m sure I just heard on the news “The ceasefire deal was brokered by Melania Trump and the Pope”. Please confirm I’m still asleep.
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Helen Whately should resign after the latest Covid details came out today, she worked with Matt Hancock. Both should be charged with manslaughter
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🚨 Chris Kavanagh's controversial refereeing decisions:
❌ 2022: Rodri handball vs Everton, no penalty awarded. PGMOL later apologised.
❌ 2023: Ødegaard handball vs Liverpool, no penalty awarded. Howard Webb later admitted it was an error.
⚽ 2024: Stones' late winner vs Wolves, allowed despite Bernardo Silva being offside near the goalkeeper.
❌ 2025: Van Dijk's goal vs Man City — disallowed. Independent PL panel ruled it should have stood.
🟥 2026: Gravenberch sent off vs Man City.
The Referee in the Southampton Portsmouth game is undoing the good work he did in the first half by allowing that lethal challenge to go punished only with a yellow.
Stuart Attwell giving an outstanding display of why he shouldn’t be officiating in the Premier League.
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🚨JUST IN: Michael Oliver will NOT referee in the Premier League this weekend.
He previously accepted a paid refereeing assignment in the UAE, where Manchester City’s owners are based.
Oliver has refereed in EVERY Premier League gameweek prior to this.
So Big Brother is introducing Gemma Collins as a house guest? Well done @bbuk You’ve lost one of your 14 viewers.
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Badenoch and the Tories seem to be saying that they are not the same party that screwed up for 14 years. That despite the fact her Shadow Cabinet is full of those who screwed up for 14 years.
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Liverpool manager Andoni Iraola was spotted running the line on Sunday morning for his daughter's team. 👏
Absolute class. The man just loves football, doesn't he? 👍
I see Sam Prattlelots and his sidekick who I can’t understand are still ruining @itvfootball Time to switch to @5liveSport for infinitely superior commentary.
Hello @eBay Why is your Ai system so useless and unhelpful? I have tried to speak to someone about a message you sent and it keeps refusing to put me through to someone. Why is it so useless?
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I set September's news-themed crossword for the
@FT.
Sample clue: Wealthy chap Tice finally introduced to raunchy blonde (3,4).
Solve the puzzle here:
ft.com/content/f7606e46-0132…
Sad news that @Independent is dropping its cryptic crossword in the near future.
Amusing to hear. ‘Big Bro House This is AJ Please do not swear’. After we have had an hour of Philip effing and jeffing.
Decided to do a mad trip from St H to Whitehaven. Used the cheap Weekend Pass from Northern. Replacement bus at Corkickle. Expected a taxi as I have never been on a coach in my chair, never expected to. But…. Thanks to the driver and his team!! @northernassist


















