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If women are carrying rulers, we’re going to have to start being more honest, lads. teapaw.org/dailymirror/status/100…
Subway customer whips out ruler and finds ‘6-inch sub’ is actually just 4 and a half inches mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/su…
Am I the only person who thinks the penalty should have been a free kick to Liverpool?
The Palace player jumps into Kerkez’s space and headbutts him, like a follow through in a tickle.
Not that it matters…
Current Arsenal get nowhere near prime Liverpool/City 2018-2022.
Fact.
Best two sides the PL has ever seen.
Bro, Thierry Henry, Dennis Bergkamp, Ian Wright, Patrick Viera,
Tony Adams, even Robert Pires, all your legends have zero Champions League titles with Arsenal 😭
Rhian Brewster has one!!!
Good defenders enjoy defending.
Araujo enjoys defending and has to play!
Virgil used to enjoy defending because he found it so easy.
The rest of them seem scared of defending and it shows. Mentality of the players is all wrong.
You can’t win 4-3, 3-2 every week.
I haven’t bought a used car in years. My nephew is looking at getting one with a budget of around 3k.
Where’s the best/most reliable place to look these days?
Opta have analysed 442 Premier League games at Anfield, covering every season since 2003/04.
This is the first time Liverpool have failed to register a shot on target in those 442 matches.
via @OptaJoe
I would hate to play the way Arsenal do. Atrocious to watch. Anti-football. But credit to them, they know how to defend with 11.
And we need to create far far more second half. That wasn’t good enough.
LFC in the community was founded in 2010, some 14 years after the club re-entered Europe after English football clubs were banned for multiple incidents of rioting in the 70’s & 80’s.
We know our history - and it didn’t start in 2010 with a sport washing project.
If it was always local school kids wouldn't be so bad but that corner always goes to groups every game. You only had 17,000 for your first Euro game back after the shame of Heysel, which included hundreds of free tickets to "LFC In the Community" @ZAGKAG1811 know your own history
These sort of celebrations teams do when they’re having a good season and enjoying their football.
A team massively underachieving to be doing this and then losing most their games is embarrassing and shows the attitude that is wrong in that football club
Simply not true.
Acaster is excellent on panel shows and bouncing off others. His stand up is lacking.
Gervais is excellent at scripted work like stand up and tv sitcoms.
So her appearance fee.
For a charity tv show.
👍👍👍
Just donated what I would have won for my chosen charity @actnforchildren ❤️ ❤️ amazing cause 😘🙏🏽