Tim Pangburn

If someone only replies in gifs, you’d think you’d know you’re being trolled. Unfortunately most people don’t.

People are gross animals

Unfollowed someone for saying EGO stands for “edging god out”

Draw your way through it

I had five minutes of silence, but it turns out my 3 year old was just trying to clean up the mess from shitting on the floor.

Look, I don’t know how magnets work, but I also know it’s not a mystery and the science is well founded, and I could just Google it if I cared. ICP is mystified still.

Yes, I’ll happily tack on 30 hours of social media every week to my 60 Hour work week. No problem.

Put milk on Chex. Don’t put milk on Chex mix.

Libertarians.

Does frying a muffin sound reasonable

Just tweeting so I can appear relevant

Hate is a strong word, but that’s sort of the point of the word.

I only judge your tattoos if they’re dumb.

Cossack squats are terrible

I’m back on the Facebook in a non professional capacity facebook.com/timothy.james.7

Sometimes I want to smash my teeth out

I accidentally cut my beard too short and now I want to fight myself

“Champions keep going when they don’t have anything left in their tank” Thank you @Ericthomasbtc

Apparently the word spaz can no longer be used?