Tim Turner

If you say “Alexa, play ‘Flame’ by Tim Turner” you’ll hear the line “There’s a spark we gotta catch, you be the box, I’ll be the match, It isn’t hard to get attached, When I picture your frame.” 😉 Reminds me of something @BrunoMars would have written.

Never have I ever related to #areyougarbage more than when I scratched my car rims on the way to Taco Bell with about 2 dollars worth of gas in my tank.

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“The Los Angeles Angels” literally means “The The Angels Angels” #SportsBall #Baseball

CHECK ME OUT ON CHALLENGE COURT! #pickleball youtube.com/live/EymCeaw6Ins… via @YouTube

I gotta stop falling asleep to comedy podcasts! I ALWAYS wake up feeling like I was on the show but I can’t get a word in edgewise lol

England looked so tired in their last match. Now they’re playing in D.F. And against a #Mexican side that has tremendous momentum and loads of heart. I would give the edge to Mexico… but it depends on if Bellingham and Rashford come to play! Gonna be a scorcher. #WorldCup #Fifa

I absolutely LOVE Shin Spicy #Ramen @NongshimAmerica . I eat it 2-3 times a week! Tonight, something weird happened!! If you eat Cheetos Jalapeño prior to eating Shin Spicy Ramen, the broth will ONLY taste like black pepper! Try it!!! #FoodChallenge

Malik Tillman! What a stud! Beautifully taken set piece! Go USA! Go Norway!!! I have 2 ponies in the race still! Can’t be mad at the best #9 in the galaxy! @erling God I love the #worldcup

If you’re American and think you’re supposed to say “an historic” you need to open “a English” book instead of “an History” book. CONGRATULATIONS! You sound like “a idiot” #English #Language

I imagine the drive to @TacoBell feels a bit like a walk of shame lol Don’t get me wrong, I know you have healthy options, but let’s be serious, if it’s #TacoBell , I’m thinking naughty thoughts.

I can’t believe Ecuador is back at it again!! I have never seen so many cross bar strikes from one team!!! #worldcup #ecuador

Just as expected from the worst customer service in the world, nothing heard from @UberEats or @Ube_Support . They just plain DGAF. However, if @Hertz wants to do an ad campaign, I’m all in! Those guys are ROCK STARS! (No I’m not being paid to say that)

During this #WorldCup whatever you do, don’t order from @UberEats . They do sneaky things and change the way their system works and then they try and blame the customer. For the first time ever, you need to now add 2 items of any buy one get one free deal to your cart. @Uber_Support

I’ll be shocked if @UberEats actually has the online presence to reach out and make it right. I’ve tried with 3 agents now. 0 success, 0 attempts to make it right, and of course 0 accountability. Cant wait for the charge to post so I can get a real company on it. @Uber_Support

If you have to add 2 items to your cart to get the second one free then that’s NOT CALLED BUY ONE GET ONE FREE!! That’s called buy 2 for the price of one. Figure it out @UberEats and get some real customer service. @Uber_Support

At one point I felt this strongly about the @Hertz customer service. At which point they reached out to me and I have nothing but nice things to say about them… could you guys teach @UberEats @Uber_Support how to treat customers please?