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Tim Hose

@Timchose

Someday I want to get in a fist fight with a tiger. And win.

 Little Rock
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Joined June 2009
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Made my first plugin on @figma! Check out Checklist Maker get your OCD self some hits of serotonin. figma.com/community/plugin/1…

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How it works Type, paste or select a text layer list into the plugin panel and watch a live preview build as you go. Click Build and you get a real, editable checklist on canvas made of actual Figma...

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Welcome! We are a Texas-based full-service marketing firm. We develop brands and deliver data-driven results. We apply our branding, digital marketing, and public relations expertise to create custom strategies that fit our client's goals. #MarketingDigital
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Watching Blue's Clues with the kids and I just realized that the episode where Steve leaves is the same as that one episode of Futurama where Fry leaves his dog and never comes home again.
Talk about an overachiever! Gaze at this test image — an unexpected & deep view of the universe — captured by Webb’s Fine Guidance Sensor (FGS) in May. Built by @csa_asc to point Webb precisely at targets, taking glamour shots isn’t even FGS’s main job: blogs.nasa.gov/webb/2022/07/…
Bright stars (each with 6 spikes of light radiating from them) dominate the foreground, while the background is littered with galaxies. The image is reddish in tone, selected to optimize visual contrast. Mission managers have also been using this during Webb's commissioning to differentiate engineering images from the science images still to come.

ALT Bright stars (each with 6 spikes of light radiating from them) dominate the foreground, while the background is littered with galaxies. The image is reddish in tone, selected to optimize visual contrast. Mission managers have also been using this during Webb's commissioning to differentiate engineering images from the science images still to come.

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These were Sarah Huckabee Sanders's words on the day of the Uvalde massacre. She would be disastrous for Arkansas and the nation. There is a better way to govern. My name is Chris Jones and I'm her opponent. Donate today and help us stop this chaos.
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Sarah Huckabee Sanders after her gubernatorial primary win: "We will make sure that when a kid is in the womb, they're as safe as they are in a classroom." Um.
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So proud to be working for a company where the morals and compassion start from the very top.
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Just saw @netflix product innovation VP Todd Yellin at #sxsw talk about their A/B testing experiences. Incredible talk!
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I think someone threw up blood in the bathroom of this bar. How fucked up is your night to do that??
Death's hard to process; the two surviving sons at this one gave me wet willies on their way into the chapel. Their dad would have approved.
"Coco Puffs™ are basically just chocolate-frosted breakfast croutons" - @Timchose
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My farts smell like baby food, which I'm pretty sure means I'm going to die.
#am6
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Loving the keynote at #adobesummit
Wake up to a Bacon Scent Alarm Clock beyond your wildest imagination #WakeUpAndSmellTheBacon, only from @OscarMayer bit.ly/1eVyzLH
Panicked and burned all my furniture in a pile on the living room floor. #icestorm2013 #catgoesfirstifthisgetsalldonnerparty
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I bet milk, egg and bread scalpers do amazing business this time of year outside Walmart.
I really like to make the things she likes happen.
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My cat just licked my nipple. How do you have a normal relationship with a pet after that?
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Thought I'd gained superpowers because I kicked a pebble so hard it never landed. Realized it was actually a bug and all my dreams died.
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It's amazing how pointless it is to be in the bathroom after your phone battery dies.
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