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Timmy Tour retweeted
This is still an all-timer clip, of MSNBC’s Brian Williams and NYT Editorial Board Member Mara Gay reading a tweet and at no point in their brains does the math click for either of them. They made a whole on-screen graphic too, which compounds how funny it is
Timmy Tour retweeted
A while back, I learned something mindblowing about the geological history of the Mediterranean Sea, and I just can't get it out of my head.
Now I'm going to make it *your* problem too. Sorry.
Hang onto your hat. This gets wild.
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Timmy Tour retweeted
The Guardian view on Trump’s Board of Peace: an international body in service to one man’s ego | Editorial theguardian.com/commentisfre…
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Afzal Khan, the first muslim Lord Mayor of Manchester and MP for Manchester Rusholme, grew up in Pakistan.
Timmy Tour retweeted
Why is there a news blackout of the trial around the #ManchesterAirport attack on police officers.
Do they hope everyone has forgotten about it?
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2014 BBC ....
"The RSPCA says slaughter without pre-stunning causes 'unnecessary suffering'. "
Ten years later....from 2024 Google AI
"The Islamic method of slaughtering animals, called dhabiha, involves cutting the animal's throat with a sharp knife to minimize suffering."
Timmy Tour retweeted
Or chasing the billions sequestered by green grifters …
Why is @RobertJenrick chasing down common folk skipping out on a few quid? He should be chasing down the billions of public money, lost in the PPE scandal - gifted to Tory donors - chase them down Robert, why not?
Timmy Tour retweeted
Labour can't even keep their lies going for longer than a week... this is awkward.
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Almost 1,900 small boat migrants have crossed the Channel illegally since last Sunday. We have a few days of windy weather ahead, the only thing that will give Keir Starmer some respite from the daily surge in arrivals. Demonstrably ‘smash the gangs’ just isn’t working.
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I never thought I’d watch a White House Briefing where a British Media Influencer outright asks the Press Secretary if they’d consider Political Asylum for the Brits facing prison for posting memes on Social Media.
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The man who long called for digital ID cards, then facilitated mass immigration into the UK, now calls for ID cards as a response to the mass immigration he facilitated.
It's like a double glazing salesman knocking on your door after he's put a brick through the window.
Out now, @thetimes Crime and Justice Commission’s final report calls for technology to be at the heart of reforms to the criminal justice system. TBI’s Executive Chairman Tony Blair agrees: digital IDs and live facial recognition can help to secure our borders, protect public services, and deliver a faster, fairer justice system.
Read TBI’s work on Digital ID here: bit.ly/4jlgP5b
Timmy Tour retweeted
You arrest people for memes - you’re a weak and pathetic commie.
The people of Ukraine can count on us – now more than ever.
eurointegration.com.ua/eng/e…
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“A Labour government would freeze council tax next year. No ifs. No buts.”
~ Keir Starmer
Snake oil salesman. A liar is also lavish of broken pledges.
Council taxes are rising this year.
Timmy Tour retweeted
Promise kept ☑️
Former Labour MP Mike Amesbury jailed for 10 weeks after he punched man in the street in Cheshire, England, last year
bbc.in/41sKa6V
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We’ve heard this 25 times in the last 25 years. Usually around ST renewal.
It really is the same old crap they come out with. If you believe this then you’re actually a simpleton.
Not once in the last 25 years have they ever showed football ambition
It’s so tedious and boring
🚨| #Spurs are ready to invest significantly this summer, with genuine belief within the club that they’re assembling a squad capable of dominating from the 2026/27 season onwards.
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