Tim 🍻 New Hampshire @verygoodshows

Joined March 2012
Are the doritos and Mountain Dew commercials on turning point?
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If you are white… does attempting to speak 7th grade Spanish to the staff at a Mexican restaurant suck?
40%Ya take your own life
60%Muchos gracias mi amigo
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🚨Breaking Now🚨: President Joe Biden makes his first video address following dropping out of the Presidential race.
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Drink beer eat hot dogs
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Last night I had a dream I wasn’t balding and it’s been haunting me all day
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Snl is still gay
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Remember when craft breweries were filled with autistic guys and not couples and their crotch goblins?
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Can’t wait to see @Shanemgillis on a bud light commercial
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"If you don't want a dog, don't adopt one." - @BoxEatingDad
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I haven’t been to a Trader Joe’s in a while but this place is a hellscape on a Sunday
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Is there anything better than not letting a car merge after they cut the line in traffic
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200 retweets I’ll tweet the n word and nuke my account
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💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻
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Since listening to @hardlorepod on a regular basis, my fast food intake has at least quadrupled.
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I want to go back to a world when JBC’s were a dollar
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Oppenheimer was too long
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Hey Harmon, I’m Box Eating Dad @commanderBED nice to meet you! Insane Minifans are in #NYC & everywhere and run the world. Eat some box tonight,BE A MAN!l @kirkminshow @kirkmin
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Checked in with the VGS car mechanic . I am definitely wrong but I stand by not apologizing. @SGVttaM is still gay
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