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Timmy Weldon (Parody)

@TimmyWeldon

I'm thin, I wear glasses....I'm not good enough for you to follow me. ☹️

 Amity Island (year-round)
Joined July 2018
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A.J. Leatherman@AJLeatherman10 Sep 2025
I don't know who needs to hear this, but if you're celebrating your political enemies getting shot, you're not anti fascist, you now ARE a fascist. If this applies to you, take stock of your life - your parents did a terrible job raising you, and you're a dogshit human being.
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MJ Thrill@_Carlos_Danger8 Sep 2025
He’s so dumb!!!!
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Smooth (@kingofalldicks1) profile pictureSmooth@kingofalldicks17 Sep 2025
Why is he one of the dumbest men on the planet? Because he’ll do it again. And again.
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William@Texas_William28 May 2024
Baseball fans when the news of #AngelHernandez retirement came out 🤣🤣🤣 #MLB
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Uh-oh, I hope this doesn't mean a new OS update is coming up. It took me 29 hours to download Basic 1.6 onto this thing!
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All of my AOL bulletin boards seem to be down - I'll try dialing in from a different number.
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My family is finally taking us on a vacation. We're staying at a small town in New Jersey - it'll be nice to get away from all of the (supposed) bather injuries in Amity, and relax in a nice, safe, quiet town tonight.
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Ric Flair®
@RicFlairNatrBoy20 Jul 2023
Throwback Thursday With Pamela Anderson On The Set Of Baywatch! WOOOOO!
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I don't have any tattoos, but I'm thinking about getting this one for #NationalTattooDay
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For National Kissing Day, I'm afraid this is as good as it's going to get for me. 😢
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For #NationalBestFriendsDay I have to acknowledge my really good friend...uh... *sigh*😢
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HalloweenVerse
@HalloweenVerse2 Jun 2023
Happy Birthday to Dana Carvey who before Wayne’s World had a cameo in Halloween 2! #Halloween #WaynesWorld #DanaCarvey
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Alexander Burns@_Alex_Burns_21 Apr 2023
Replying to @SniperInsights
He can't help it - he heard that his fave episode was on with his fave actress ever
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I'm hearing rumors that #WrestleMania 41 may be held in the Amity Shores Holiday Inn Convention Hall. Fingers crossed that @MayorLVaughn can close the deal and get those #WrestlingDollars rolling in.
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Game With Dave (@GamewithDave) profile pictureGame With Dave
@GamewithDave16 Jan 2023
In which Era Did You Start Gaming?
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Rothmus 🏴
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