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Granite Falls
Joined September 2025
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Mhm. That Kim Pine.
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Yeah. We’re pretty good friends actually.
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Alright. A cashier. Wait. You know Kim too?
I used to work at a DVD rental store as a cashier with my coworker Kim
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Thanks. Now, what work experience have you had recently?
Oh thats fucking sweet dude
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Well, I’m trying to get that job as a retail worker in a gas station. The interview went really well so I might get the job. Just applied for it yesterday.
So uhh.... What do you do for work?
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Okay. Let’s go.
Uh huh... sure lets go job hunting together
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Okay, thank goodness. Alright, uh, I’m pretty sure I can help you find a job. There should be stores around here that have those help wanted signs on them.
We dont even have a Freddy's Pizzeria out here in Toronto
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Okay. Just please avoid Freddy’s, alright? Go find a job anywhere else. Like a mall guard, a cashier at retail, anything except Freddy’s.
I've been doing fine... just looking for a job
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I’ve been doing alright. How about you?
So uhhh Mike how are you
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THIS is the best place I could've ended up?
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I’m mostly concerned on why she is so calm being covered in paint.
Replying to @VladandClara
......... I suppose that’s better than spending 2 hours talking to a red bird.....
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Happy Halloween! I’m not dressing up since I unfortunately forgot to get a costume.
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Mike Schmidt retweeted
It doesn’t matter if you’re a big or small account, a single retweet or post will still go a long way, don’t let them shut you down and keep speaking up about the war and the amount of innocent people dying helpourpeople.carrd.co/
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// hi everyone, my friends gofundme that was taken down in the past is back up, as his living situation has gotten worse and he and his family desperately need the money, again, there's more info in the gofundme, please spread it around gofund.me/b9749f3d1(more in screenshot)
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Yeah. Alright.
GOOD! I don't-a exactly pay ya ta just SIT THERE with-a you THUMB up-a yer ass...
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Okay, fine. I’m heading there now.
YOUR JOB IS TO-A DO THE SHIT I DON'T WANNA! SO GO. GET. ME. THAT. CORPSE!
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