Tagaungkat ng past sa bawat pa-🍵. Tweets are mine, wag assuming. #TheChroniclesOfAssholes
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From the writer who did an extensive research for #TheTaleOfTheThreeStooges, is currently writing its follow-up #TheChroniclesOfAssholes and will continue to write stories that matter #DisentengPilipinoAko #HindiDilawan #HindiTroll #HoldTheLine #KapamilyaForever #JunkTerrorLaw
Legit na scam! #VPonTrial
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In standard financial, economic, or legal terminology, "loose investment" is not a recognized technical term. It does not carry a formal definition in portfolio management, corporate finance, or securities law. Kaya tigilan ninyo kami ng palusot na yan! #VPonTrial
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Ang mga Nagueños ang need nating kausapin. Sila lang ang makakapagpabago ng isip ni Mayor Leni.
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I’m one of the Bisaya people insulted by Sara Duterte’s feeble attempts to alienate us from the rest of the country. She really thinks we are that stupid.
Walang santong pulitiko at walang perpektong kandidato! We can criticize the ones we support but still go all out during elections.
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tangina Pilipinas kinaya magflip yung mga MAGA. kung DDS ka pa rin sa 2028, mahiya ka nang bugok ka
Tapos is Bato nagpapanggap na bao ng niyog?
NAGPAPANGGAP NA POULTRY WORKER?
Nagsagawa ng operasyon ang Philippine National Police (PNP) sa isang poultry farm sa Barangay Pugol, Lamut, Ifugao nitong Linggo, Nov. 1, matapos makatanggap ng impornasyon na nagtatago roon si dating Bureau of Corrections (BuCor) chief Gerald Bantag.
Ayon sa PNP, nagpapanggap umanong poultry worker si Bantag, pero hindi siya nadatnan sa naturang lugar.
Iniuugnay si Bantag sa pagpatay sa broadcaster na si Percival “Percy” Mabasa.
"This is not a setback but a proof that we remain relentless in locating and arresting him as well as other high-profile fugitives," saad ni PNP Chief P/Gen. Jose Melencio Nartatez Jr.
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Sabi ni Ed Caluag sa #ThinkTalkTeaPodcast ang mga korap daw may mga sariling mangkukulam. Di na nakakagulat dahil ako nga pinakulam ng isang kakampi ng pulitiko dahil daw panay ang puna ko. Muntik pa nga akong patayin.
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2 Valid IDs at PHP 50 Million
Siguro naman enough evidence na ito na maraming sawang-sawa na sa corrupt red tape sa Pilipinas no? Since lawmakers have been posting about it, ayusin na ang sistema at bumoto tayo ng tama sa 2028 pls.
Magno na! Hindi magna. #MagnoSaSenado
Anti-corruption crusader, economist, and professor Cielo Magno confirms she is running for a Senate seat in 2028! Iboboto niyo ba? Yes na yes! #Halalan2028
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Mas maraming resibo yong natira. Numbers don't lie ika nga. #VPonTrial #ConvictSara
NBI has Grave Threats. COA has the confidential funds.
The dropping of the 3 charges prevents the defense from bombarding the court with numerous witnesses that it becomes too long to resolve. Restrict it to one article — the most glaring article.
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Sabi nga ni Pia nung Corona trial, Failure to declare Millions sa SALN is NOT minor. Kaya baba na daw sa pwesto🤷🏻♀️
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Di pala allergic sa pink si Mary Grace Piattos dati.
NAGKITA RIN SILA 👀
Photos of then-Davao City Mayor and now Vice President Sara Duterte and financial forensic analyst Alexander Cabrera resurfaced online following Senator-Judge Robinhood Padilla's interjection during Duterte's impeachment trial.
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Tapos gusto mo magPax Silica pa, @bongbongmarcos! Apakatanga!!
'BUMILI NA KAYO NG BALDE PARA 'PAG UMULAN, MAKOLEKTA NA NINYO LAHAT'
Hinikayat ni Pangulong Bongbong Marcos ang publiko na mangolekta ng tubig-ulan bilang paghahanda sa Super El Niño.
Sabi ni Marcos, bibigyan ng gobyerno ang publiko ng pang-filter at tuturuan kung paano malinis ang inipong tubig-ulan.
Magsasagawa rin daw ng cloud-seeding operations ang pamahalaan. | via Jonathan Andal/GMA News
Bisitahin ang gmanetwork.com/news para sa updates.
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Diba ang idea ninyo: “Leni can decline”
Why didn’t you?
For the nth time in so many years, let me set this straight:
This was at a birthday party for a 70-something mother of a friend. Celebrant and daughter asked me to sit at her table where Imelda, then a colleague in Congress, was also seated. Pinagbigyan ko ang celebrant out of respect. Didn’t even exchange a word with Imelda then immediately went back to my table where my wife was waiting for me. Someone thought it amusing and snapped a photo.
Nakakasawa na itong paulit ulit na intrigang ito. You will need more than an old birthday party pic to insinuate wrongdoing.