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‘Recruit people’ ‘We can’t.’ ‘Why?’ ‘We have no money.’ ‘Recruit people. Just do it.’ ‘We can’t.’ ‘Ok I’m reporting you to the recruiting police.’ ‘Ok then what?’ ‘You’ll be fined or something.’ ‘Ok we might have to get rid of workers because we’ll have less money.’ ‘Oh right. Well just recruit people.’ ‘How? We have no money?’ ‘Just find them.’ ‘Errrr, ok *googles remote workers India’ ‘No, not that ffs.’ ‘Well what then?’ ‘BRITISH PEOPLE.’ ‘We can’t, NI and minimum wage means if we recruit 3 21 year olds full time on minimum wage wage we’re paying £120k per year?’ ‘Just find them?!?!’ ‘Does an AI agent count?’ *Union rep slams phone down, chokes self in cupboard in aura of cognitive dissonance*