KJM Today

The 'old' KJM Today site is now gone. We'll carry on beavering away at our new site and will let you know when it is up and running.

In the absence of any other demand we shall maintain a policy of absence.

With the now former leader of the Starmer gang announcing he is jumping ship. there will be a by-election in Holborn & St Pancras. At some point... Wouldn't it be a fine thing if the people kicked Labour out altogether?

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"And another one's gone Another one bites the dust." 909 yesterday, 908 today. X is the most dishonest platform in the history of dishonest platforms.

We have been lurking. You can't beat a good lurk. Just being in the background; observing. We observe that X - that pillar of probity - has removed more followers, to 909 now. To think we aspired to breaking the 1000 barrier! Where did they go? Subsumed into the maw of Muskery.

One must be fair; really, one must. We had the Major Mucksters We had the Blair Crew Followed by The Brown Blundernits The Cameron Clones The May Messpots The Johnson Jackanapes The Truss Tripfools The Sunak Slipperyboys The Starmer Gang Now The Burnup Mob. Whose next?

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'Tis Breakfast time! Eggs on toast, tomatoes on toast, sausages, bacon, mushrooms etc. Remember them, now of long ago? When such things could be enjoyed. The Cameron Clones made them rare The Starmer gang made them unaffordable Now the Burnup Mob will ensure their permanent loss

Let's remember something - The Burnup Mob do not have a mandate to govern when so few actually voted for them at the last GE. Neither of course did the Starmer Gang.

Handy Burnup's problem is credibility across the UK; although due process was followed, unlike May and Sunak, both of whom had been in parliament for a while (as applied to Gordon Brown) he has gone from nowhere to somewhere - leading the UK - in one fell swoop.

We can't help wondering... Will Rachel Reeves evict her tenants to claim her house back since she no longer lives at No. 11 Downing Street?

RIP Kevin Keegan.

The Starmer Gang depart; The Burnham Mob rise. Expect no change.

So we finished third and the lads got a medal. There y'go.

And another thing; Everybody is saying England were knocked out of the World Cup by Argentina. No they weren't. Once you reach the semi-finals you cannot be knocked out. You can finish 1st, 2nd, 3rd or 4th. SF losers can't be 1st or 2nd so we hope now that England will 3rd.

All manner of inquests now begin - England fail again. Why? Very simple; we aren't good enough. We can't play football as well as other leading nations can. England may well have invented the game but that doesn't mean we are good at it, now or at any time in the past. Accept it.

Our Editor's late Dad used to question why football fans sang "Earwig Oh!" at matches. It was duly explained that they sang, "Here We Go!" So it is this evening - the nation awaits so sing away! "Earwig Oh, Earwig Oh..."

We'll build more houses - vote us! No, WE will build more houses - vote US! NO! ONLY WE WILL BUILD MORE HOUSES - VOTE US! Map of the UK in a few years.