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Iowa, USA
Joined December 2008
Well that’s one way to do it!
Do not quote retweet this or I will be forced to give people $42.0 or $420! This is not engagement farming, it’s 1am and I’m bored AF and we all deserve a 420 break! Do not quote retweet or you might get smashed with X Money
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Could this announcer just go blow Fleck during a commercial and get it over with… fuck.
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How did switching to a QB who can’t throw more than a 5 yard pass help?
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Oh good now we get to get fucked by the refs too…
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Are they gonna call defensive holding or pass interference at all? Every receiver is getting spun like a top when they try to catch a pass. #Hawkeyes
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A #WorldSeries consisting of two American League teams… MLB has finally killed real baseball. Can’t wait to catch foul balls for outs in a few years.
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I think Indiana finally needs to lose, but I’d rather it not be THE who beats them.
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My wife just brought home my Jimmy Johns order… except it’s not mine and she went to the wrong JJ’s… I’m not even sure how this happens… can you just say a name and they hand you food?
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Extremely underwhelmed by Apple’s announcements today… $300 for an AppleTV? No thanks… I already own 4, and was really excited to upgrade, but there’s no reason to, especially at that price.
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I can’t say I’ve heard that called ever… simulating the start of a play for a delay of game penalty? So defense can’t try to draw, but offense can? Since when?
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Todd Clark retweeted
LET’S HEAD BACK TO ATLANTA! #LetItFly
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Money Mike!!!
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Why is there so much red inside Kinnick?
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12M or kids 2 for my daughter!
I’m Giving Back To The CCFC But Especially To The CCFC That Supports The Venom Movement What A Rollercoaster Season But Drop Your Sizes Below & Repost This I LOVE YOU ALL FROM ANYWHERE 💙
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Nothing special to see here.* *Just this weekend's guest picker.
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Todd Clark retweeted
SOME OF YOU NEED TO HEAR THIS: President Trump is the President. He is not your personal financial manager. It's not President Trump's fault that you: • Bought a $70K truck on an 84-month loan you couldn't afford. • Carry $15K in credit-card debt buying wants instead of needs. • DoorDash dinner while complaining groceries are expensive. • Upgrade your $1,200 phone every two years. • Pay for 7 subscriptions you barely use. • Took a mortgage at the absolute limit the bank would approve. • Spend thousands every year on alcohol, vaping, gambling or other habits. • Take vacations on credit and pay for them for the next 18 months. • Never built an emergency fund when times were good. • Increased your lifestyle every time your income increased instead of building assets. Yes, housing is expensive. Groceries are expensive. Insurance is expensive. Healthcare is expensive. Government policy matters. But PERSONAL DECISIONS matter too. No President can sign an Executive Order fixing 20 years of your financial habits. Sometimes Washington needs accountability. Sometimes the person in the mirror does too.
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If you ever wanted to watch a sporting event where the outcome was determined before the game even started, you should catch the replay of the Fever game tonight. These refs couldn’t have dreamed up better results on Fantasy Island.
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Ref didn’t see anything….
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Todd Clark retweeted
For The Win! For The A! The @Braves advance to the NLDS! #CLINCHED (MLB x @BudweiserUSA)
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