Todd Pipes

Cmon Kia. This isn’t realistic.

It still seems to me that the Super Bowl should be a Saturday night thing.

That was just a lot of skipping

This is me not saying anything critical.

This is kinda like generic cheerios.

Ummm. Kinda boring. When does Formula 1 start up again???

Getting injured on the sidelines is like getting fired on your day off.

My favorite thing about Mahommes is that he looks like he left his helmet at home and had to borrow one from someone on JV.

(Side-skipping counts.)

I swear that I just saw Jewel Bryant in the stands!!!

Again, those women in the Lindoor commercials have an emotional connection to chocolate that I will never know. . .

Just found out that my ‘current wife’ doesn’t even follow me on this thing. Which is extra rude since it is the source of all of her news!!

Joe Montana < Robert California

Whenever you see an overly-sincere/hyper-emotional commercial: projectile vomit, but stay seated.

That Planet of the Apes movie looks like it was made in 2003.

I do like both team’s uniforms. Some modern franchises look like bad high school teams.

First thing. Whenever you see a grown man skipping across the field, punch a friend or family member. Post a video!

Well here we are. Time to live-tweet this thing.

New @DBSbandofficial single out today! Cherry Lime Rickey youtu.be/iRDLLyU5Hpc via @YouTube

If I get 5 retweets, I will live-tweet the Super Bowl (until I get bored).