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Instead of looking up into the sky, you're actually gazing down into the infinite cosmic abyss, with only gravity holding you to the surface of the Earth.

East Cowton, England
Joined February 2009
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Paul Shepherd retweeted
#Trump is Fucked 🤌
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Paul Shepherd retweeted
Our “algorithm” is overly complex & not fully understood internally. People will discover many silly things , but we’ll patch issues as soon as they’re found! We’re developing a simplified approach to serve more compelling tweets, but it’s still a work in progress. That’ll also be open source. Providing code transparency will be incredibly embarrassing at first, but it should lead to rapid improvement in recommendation quality. Most importantly, we hope to earn your trust.
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Paul Shepherd retweeted
Good to see @Channel4 still has the ability to cause a fuss. #c4princeandrew is about much more than shock factor or catchy tunes, it’s about ridiculing a man who is the living embodiment of rapey entitlement and taking his dignity. Time to bring the whole corrupt family down.
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I didn't platty jubes. I didn't statey funes. I will, however, genny lex
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Usually, these ‘difficult decisions’ never seem to affect the people who can afford them to.
"There is a very difficult job to be done right now" Chancellor Jeremy Hunt says "difficult decisions" must be made on government spending but it will be "done through the lens of a compassionate Conservative government" #BBCLauraK bbc.in/3T7GnWe
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So apparently we can't stop Truss walking out to our song, very weird! So sad it got used by this shower of a government. BTW Truss labour used it with permission in 90's. I don't want my song being a soundtrack to lies.
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Paul Shepherd retweeted
Recall of Parliament. Vote of No Confidence. General Election. Retweet if you want this to happen. Now.
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🤬@ScottishPower made 900 million pounds in profit in the first 6 months of this year. Meanwhile, 13% of Glasgow residents people cannot afford to pay their household bills and 152,000 have said that they are in food poverty. So much for trickle down economics! #WorkersEconomy
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Drinking a Levensgenieter by KOMPAAN Dutch Craft Beer Company @ Untappd at Home — untp.beer/s/c1205039993
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those poor patients
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#LizTrussPM has rejected the idea of using a windfall tax on the bumper profits made by oil and gas giants. It's us, as tax-payers that will once again be expected to foot the bill. It's time to be serious about nationalising energy companies. #energybills metro.co.uk/2022/09/07/liz-t…
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Drinking a Softly Falling Darkness by @slyfoxbeer @ Untappd at Home — untp.beer/s/c1186089814
Drinking an I Love Lamp - Pineapple Hefeweizen by Evil Genius Beer Company @ Untappd at Home — untp.beer/s/c1184583659
Drinking a Warehouse District Pilsner by @WyndridgeFarm @ Untappd at Home — untp.beer/s/c1183704233
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Drinking a SlightBend IPA by @WyndridgeFarm @ Untappd at Home — untp.beer/s/c1183691150