Former lawyer (until I found something better); don't believe in gods/other fantasy beings; follow cricket, football (COYS!), rugby. Sorry, not a follow-backer.

Tokyo
Joined July 2009
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Why not? I'm vaccinated, and will take any further vaccinations recommended. Strangely enough, I prefer to get my medical advice from MEDICAL PROFESSIONALS, not some bloke on YouTube.
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Are you going for the record number of lies in one tweet? What a hoot! Which one do you want me to rebut first?
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Just in: "Canceled: Disaster Awareness Day Due to the incoming typhoon, the xxxx Fire Dept has received orders to be on emergency alert and unfortunately are unable to participate in the Disaster Awareness Day event scheduled tomorrow." Well at least someone was aware . . .
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It's the gift that just keeps on giving. Listen to the commentary 😂 via @EuropeanCricket
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Such a sense of loss . An all time great cricketer .. there have been many .. but you all know what it’s like to lose a mate .. a true friend … who would call you in adversity. We are all in bits , Shane RIP …
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Tokyogreen retweeted
Twitter is a great place because you can get medical advice about covid and foreign policy advice about about Russia all from some guy named Bob378904321.
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2/2 . . . pisses on NATO. Assures us that Crimea and Ukraine belong to the Holy Russian Empire, the Middle East belongs to the Jews and the Saudis, and to hell with the world order." He knew what he was talking about.
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1/2 The great John Le Carré sadly died yesterday. In his last book one of the characters referred to Trump as "Putin's shithouse cleaner" who "does everything for little Vladi that little Vladi can’t do for himself: pisses on European unity, pisses on human rights, . . .
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The height of irony in all this madness is that with the election of Joe Biden to the Presidency, America does have a chance, in the eyes of the world, of becoming great again.
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It had to be done. 🏏 #USElection
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How to cognitive
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That’s my husband Dan Maples in that video from Costco and I have some things to say!!
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Meantime there's a mountain of evidence to prove that there's an unintelligent agent in front of the leadership of the currently most powerful country in the universe.
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How to more cases than anybody in the world
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Ironically, if you enter 666 in Google, you get 639 million hits. If you enter 555, you get 891 million. In fact, if you enter any single number repeated 3 times, you get more hits than 666 gets. So it's clearly the least interesting. Personally, I'm going with 111.
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Terrific news! Heat kills coronavirus! Ultraviolent light kills coronavirus! So MY idea is to use MY new Space Force to round up coronavirus patients and send them to the sun for 2 or 3 days! That will KILL the virus! Thank you @FoxNews for already STRONGLY supporting MY idea!
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