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Art Vandelay retweeted
converting just for the bit
It’s wild because his family is completely non religious, and he made the decision to become religious at 12 (was 16 in that interview). Rest of his family stayed totally secular. His dad likes to post TikToks showing him praying and observing religious things, followed by the rest of the family doing the exact opposite lmao
Tbh some of the vids are tough to watch… you’d think his family could show a little respect after 4 years lol
Art Vandelay retweeted
He’s like if Charlie from Always Sunny was a football player
#Giants RB Cam Skattebo says he ate a pretzel-wrapped hot dog before the game and that’s why he was throwing up on the sideline in the first half.
Art Vandelay retweeted
I don't know where you got that coupon. We don't do those. There's something wrong with that coupon and please put it away, it's beginning to frighten me. You shouldn't be touching that coupon
Art Vandelay retweeted
My most anticipated film of 2027? An esoteric WWII time travel occult sci-fi saga of the Nuremberg sky battle of 1561 that doesn’t exist dreamed up by some guy
Art Vandelay retweeted
This is exactly what writers call "purple prose" which is in that case serves no purpose at all. It’s overly ornate, excessively elaborate, self-consciously beautiful, & metaphorically overloaded to the point where the writing draws attention to itself but doesn’t add any depth.
Art Vandelay retweeted
I actually think this lady may be deeply deeply dumb.
What do you mean you’ve convinced yourself you invented metaphors?
Art Vandelay retweeted
エディの命日。
例年のごとく、この記事、無料公開いたします。
エディ・ゲレロとTAJIRIがタッグ王者になる前日までの奇妙な関係｜TAJIRI @TajiriBuzzsaw #WWE #プロレス
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Art Vandelay retweeted
#CelticsNews: Paul George is NOT responsible for the nationwide plane grounding.
Reports are, however, saying he is doing everything in his power to fix the situation.
Thank you PG13.
#DifferentHere
Art Vandelay retweeted
we going to war today? Obama sending two bomber planes to syria? shit got real
Some of these chic fila drive thrus feeling like trying to pick someone up at a goddamn airport lol
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