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@michaelianblack you are hilarious in Wet Hot American Summer... Im 4 eps in.. But idk if anyone can top Paul Rudd playing softball

I just helped make Super Troopers 2 a reality! @crowdoxapp app.crowdox.com/projects/100… #funded

Join @AmericasNavy & me in the #ArmyNavy conversation. Let's make sure #WeSingSecond! teapaw.org/cards/2er9…

@OptimumHelp Please let me enjoy the @SECNetwork getsecnetwork.com

@RKadyrov is this your cat? #FindKadyrovsCat @iamjohnoliver @WWEAaLLday21 #CertifiedG

FOX Broadcasting Company, MLB: No Buck - Sign the Petition! change.org/p/fox-broadcastin…

@TVsAndyDaly - started playing "Review" at a bachelor party last weekend. Everyone loved it.. Bad party OR Great show? #whoneedsastripper

I just voted to send Brett Gardner to the 2015 #ASG! Help him win the Final Vote! mlb.mlb.com/vote/?tcid=tw_sh…

@DevotedAstroDad - my Old man talking Astro baseball with me thru random text messages #astros #30to1 @rowgina_george don't ruin it

Tables have turned

I would like my $9.99 back #wwe #wrestlemania #buffering

Tighten up your butthole with the uncensored Workaholics trailer. workaholics2015.com #WHX via @workaholicscc

Tickled to be the 425th cat on @BackerKit for God Hates Charades - This gam... | Thx @godhatesgames! godhates.backerkit.com/hoste…

#OffTheBat high socks > low socks! They look more athletic and help define the strike zone - I'd like a free shirt now please

@OptimumHelp Let me enjoy the @SECNetwork getsecnetwork.com - only reason I have you is for sports. NoSEC no Optimum-Directv carries it

@BoomerandCarton As punishment USC should have Josh Shaw lifeguard at the rec center pool until he saves someone #baywatchtheme #GoFresno

As punishment USC should have Josh Shaw lifeguard at the rec center pool until he saves someone #baywatchtheme #goFresnoStateBulldogs

I just backed God Hates Charades - This game makes your friends funny! on @Kickstarter kck.st/1pGWMz6