@TomSchally

committing to a bit no one enjoys | copyrighter

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the secret to work-life balance is inherited wealth
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postmodern baseball ☕️@TomSchallyOct 25
imagine making $70–80k a year in the $5 footlong era
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imagine making $70–80k a year in the $5 footlong era
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soul nate@MNateShyamalanOct 18
ELIZABETH HOLMES: of course it worked. the lights turned on. it was on the cloud NATHAN FIELDER: ok. but you know what feelings are, right? like you have them? WEIRD COCAINE HUSBAND: [watching youtube at 2x speed] babe it says here the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
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hope hopes hoping
@hopes_revengeOct 17
the elizabeth holmes movie inspired me to worship my evil autistic wife even harder
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In a sane world people would be trying to deny being a lawyer.
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Nuke bushwick
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@enzospriteOct 9
Lethal Weapon (1987) has one of the best character intros in a film, quickly establishing Mel Gibson's Martin Riggs out of control gringo behavior at the outset. After a rewatch for the first time since the 90s and then viewing Person of Interest, it's clear that Riggs and Reese have similar origin stories. Caviezel and Gibson played their characters quite differently though: Reese was all about restraint, guilt, and resignation. Riggs went wild-eyed, bonkers, death-by-criminal insane narco cop. Which is kinda funny since of the two, Gibson said Caviezel was the one with 'space cadet' energy to him.
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one dozen bats at a keyboard@PanasonicDX4500Oct 8
genuinely in awe of how the tech fiefdoms sent all their best hype men to try to court the Holy See and the response was Leo staking his entire pontificate on waging a crusade against AI
Pope Leo XIV
@PontifexOct 8
Intelligence must draw on memory. The mind must not simply compile data — as an algorithm now does more quickly than we can — but recall lived experiences, which contain depths of meaning that only the human soul can recognize, and connect more deeply with the goodness of these experiences. Everything that is good begins “with the Spirit” and thus possesses a breath, a dynamism and a sense of communion that, once experienced, are engraved upon the heart. vatican.va/content/leo-xiv/e…

Holy Mass for the Inauguration of the Academic Year of the Pontifical Universities (8 October 2026)

HOLY MASS FOR THE INAUGURATION OF THE ACADEMIC YEAR OF THE PONTIFICAL UNIVERSITIES HOMILY OF HIS HOLINESS POPE LEO XIV St. Peter's Basilica Thursday, 8 October 2026 [ Multimedia ] _________________...

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If “buying” isn’t “owning,” then piracy isn’t stealing.
Dexerto
@DexertoOct 6
PlayStation's former boss has defended physical games as "super important" as Sony prepares to move away from discs "If you can’t sell a thing, that means you don’t own a thing"
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anika@champagnesucksOct 7
the thing about being a one-trick-pony is that 1) you’re a pony, which is already pretty good, and 2) you have a trick.
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Crow
@Croww_thingsOct 8
CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW
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cock martens
Edmonton Dude (Sambuca Sam)@EdmontondudeOct 7
I need these!
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FAMAS@werebullpupOct 2
Very important announcement
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postmodern baseball ☕️@TomSchallyOct 2
Look: I don’t know what that furry liberty biberty thing is. But I know that neither of us can live while the other survives.
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Look: I don’t know what that furry liberty biberty thing is. But I know that neither of us can live while the other survives.
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snoopy@realsnooopyOct 1
Hello October
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making Snoopy slop should be a crime punishable by death
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postmodern baseball ☕️@TomSchallySep 27
shakespeare: 2 🐝 or not 2 🐝 my job: 🐝 2 🐝
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