Poet and Voiceover Artist. Host of @greydiaries_ podcast. Contact: [email protected] Views expressed are mine. Opacarophile

Joined September 2010
I have some news... Unfortunately, we didn't meet our target and as Kickstarter is an all or nothing platform... we got nothing. Soooo we've pivoted to GoFundMe! You can support the film here: gofundme.com/manage/help-us-… Because bi matter what, we'll make this film!!!!
Incase you didn't know, I wrote a film... 🥹and we're shooting next month. 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾 I'm current running a kickstarter campaign for the film. And would love your support in pledging, sharing and making this come true! kickstarter.com/projects/ton…
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OMG!! 😭😭😭😭
Literally why I don’t trust doctors, this poor girl :[
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July 16th - October 27th, 2026. St. Lucia Dominica Martinique Barbados Grenada Trinidad & Tobago Ecuador Peru Chile Argentina USA UK Morocco Portugal Spain Netherlands Switzerland Germany Austria Czechia Turkey Jordan Indonesia South Korea Japan Singapore #JourneyToTheEast
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This is so sad to read. Omg. I'm so sorry you had to go through that.
You guys realize that one of the greatest joys of motherhood is never again having to do any of the tedious and unfulfilling social rituals you were forced to do so you could increase your odds of finding a man who wanted to have kids with you
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Where can I buy phone case in Lagos. The one with finger hook and chain btw.
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And I broke myself. The writer in me has conjured so much romance; I've never met a man that has even the faintest idea of how to deliver. 😭😭 I fear I am the only one that can satiate my required acts of romance. 😫😭
I think I might be a tad broken 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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When you guys harp on about building your TL's brick by brick, I sometimes roll my eyes. However, I've not seen a single video from Zlatan (Ibile)'s wedding and my Aunty said it's 'all over online'. Maybe I get it...
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Replying to @TariyePeterside
The last few days have been very eye opening about how many friendless losers are on the internet. What do you mean you're mortified? What do you mean it's a "waste of a weekend" to hang out with your friends? May this type of friendship never ever find me
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What do they feed these people? Is it good governance?
During a marathon, the runner in first place began playing the Chinese National Anthem before even crossing the finish line. Seeing an opportunity to take first place, the runner in second approached the finish line, but when he heard the anthem, he stopped, stood at attention out of respect, and began singing along instead
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Wow... I'm the family legend oh. 🥲
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ToniVerse retweeted
I hate when people say “to know you is to love you”, but I know you and 😡
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Devil fit dress as this man for Halloween.
This has got to be rage bait but on the off chance it’s not, I think we can all see why she divorced him 👀 TL/DR: I have a comfortable income and earn more than my ex but my stepdaughter has a good salary - can I go after her income?
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Na this lyrics go soon full TL.
This is probably the first original joke i’m seeing on this app in a very long time.
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I dunno man... I mean I do, but I don't.
Aww darlings, I was on set shooting my new film (Details soon I promise💋 ) when I rather casually tweeted this in response to another tweet. A friend just called me now to tell me that it set you guys on fire. E pele ooo. You guys need to learn that it’s okay for other people not to like what you like or to disagree with your taste, you don’t have to become sworn enemies over it. I LOVE Nollywood as an industry and I’m invested in seeing it grow as such I love to see broader representations of it beyond the VCD era Nollywood nostalgia tropes. I also love nuanced representations of Nigerians, our accents, the ways we behave etc. It’s my preference. It’s fine that you enjoyed the sketch, I love that for you. If you felt proud of its representation, I love that for you too. It just wasn’t for me and that’s okay. I still love the Cynthia and British/Naija creatives that worked on it. Nothing against them ♥️ Now as you were. Rara says hi 💋
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Look, mum! I'm on Culture Custodian 🚀🚀 Thank you to @MayowaIdowu and his brilliant team for a fascinating interview ✨ Read more: culturecustodian.com/big-tec…
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No blue tick sha.
My hot take is that “no makeup makeup” look doesn’t eat on dark skinned girls.
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A salon in Lagos banned me.
You know daylight robbery 🤡☹️ and I came with my own hairpiece,since when do we pay per stylist especially if you didn’t ask for second stylist 💀 also tell me why they banned me from The salon 🫠 I was so polite & understanding I even said I’ll bring hair for them to try again
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ToniVerse retweeted
Chlöe Bailey as Meg Griffin for Halloween.
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Someone verify this pls.
Replying to @Deshysmalls
Really? Una think say we don forget how Tinubu stole power and FIRST THING he did was buy 1 billion naira Cadillac, an 11th presidential jet to add to his already existing fleet of TEN, a $6 million YACHT⛵ ... Dayo is like his daddy BAT! and they will both CRUMBLE📌
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Replying to @Deshysmalls
Really? Una think say we don forget how Tinubu stole power and FIRST THING he did was buy 1 billion naira Cadillac, an 11th presidential jet to add to his already existing fleet of TEN, a $6 million YACHT⛵ ... Dayo is like his daddy BAT! and they will both CRUMBLE📌
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ToniVerse retweeted
An average MRI machine cost $250,000 (375,000,000). Dayo Israel shared 7 brand new 2026 Prado SUVs at the cost of 165 million per unit which cost 1.1 billion ($825,000). Dayo Israel is the Chairman, federal medical center in Abeokuta, which is a specialist hospital with ZERO MRI machine. None at all. The 7 SUVs can purchase 3 MRI machines. Please vote out these wasteful losers in 2027!!
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