Dave

Yes, I know I have baggage...and I'm kinda broken. But I'm working on getting better.

Turned 60 last week.

No matter how many times I watch it, "The Billfold Syndrome" always makes me cry like a baby. Thank you, Kevin Geer (Jerry) and @alanalda (director). #MASH

@evanier How’s Charlie Brill doing?

@metvttoons. “Forward March Hare” FOUR TIMES in TWO WEEKS?? C’mon!!

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⁦@StevieWestAgain⁩ Even more!

⁦@StevieWestAgain⁩ Yes! More!

Today is my birthday. There will now be a pause while everyone says "so what?"

What are the odds that a bunch of uncounted votes will be found in a car trunk somewhere?

It’ll be all over today. No more political mailers! No more ads! No more postings from famous people on social media telling me they’ll leave the country if Harris doesn’t win!

What gives California the right to know how I voted?? My state knows that I've voted because there's a barcode on my ballot. Who's to say they can't "disallow" a vote from someone? "This is a ballot from a registered Republican! Into the trash with it!!" Who's to say?

It amazes me that famous people think their fans are so stupid, that they threaten to leave the country if their candidate loses. Especially since, in the last two elections, NOBODY has left the country when their candidate lost.

Quake. Very mild.

So...how many Hollywood liberals have said they wished the assassin had better aim?

⁦@ForkReporter⁩ Macho combo from El Torito.