@ToolsOfJohnson

Hacked (@JohnsonGotTools). 09' Twitter Vet. Unc and big bro shit, no hoe shit, cuz I know shit. Cute fat bih w/ pape stan account. Portal Technology Advocate

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Joined November 2024
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Flow state is my 3rd jutsu.
SHIMATSATSA 🧚🏾‍♀️ 🎀
@Boity_tshivhase23 Nov 2025
Use this post as an excuse to post a short video of yourself 🙂‍↔️
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@Inevitably_Dope10h
Chinese animators out here doing the lord's work
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U must've came to the door in that moo moo.
Catalina Mei 🫦💜@princessmarieac8h
Love my landlord down he said u can pay half now and half later 🥰😭
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Hazeleyes7777 🇮🇹@Hazeleyes777717h
Hell naw because I know how to Dj my own party 💯
serg@Sirhoe2Oct 26
Yall ever been so horny you were willing to have sex with someone ugly
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Mr.Karlous
@KarlousM22h
Soon as we got grown, whole world broke as fuck. Ain’t nobody optimistic about it either.
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@DrianneBellezaOct 26
Why Millennials (1981-1996) are all burnt out in 2026
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.fatmaa ᥫ᭡@ahsianaL_13h
Good dick don't get threesomes🤷🏽‍♀️
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Whataburger should only serve breakfast thats it Everything else is trash
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Sunil Sharma 🇬🇧
@SunilSharmaUKOct 26
This has to be one of the best jokes on transgenderism I’ve ever heard. At the same time, the logic adds up 😂
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I know they showing hole in yo dm. These Twitter niggas unfathomable.
Female Titan 🩵
@SosoFarrah14h
I need to peg a man
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Meho.
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@buffys13h
who’s the sexiest man alive?
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@Yobwhatupp13h
I be damn, I was supposed to wake up to some head this morning.
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My real life so dope it wud sound like I'm lying on this bitch. So I tweet below my means. 😌
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Smh.
Rose TheArtist
@rosethaaartist14h
I hate that fake ass social media shit. Nobody ever been broke, depressed, cheated on, made mistakes, or dealt with relationship problems. Everybody rich, happy, and got life figured out. 😂 Like damn, do any of y’all actually live or just get on here and pretend?
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unusual_whales
@unusual_whales13h
Men have gained essentially no jobs since Trump took office. Since December 2024, the US has added about 760,000 jobs, and nearly all of them went to women, per government payroll data
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Litney Houston 🧚🏽‍♀️@ShannyGz_14h
Listen we all need to detox every once in a while but when yall say things like " Day 11 Sober/ No Alcohol " I judge cus how much are you drinking that 11 days without a drink is celebratory 🧐😩
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Goddess Bubbz 👑
@NotBubbz14h
Calling these fat nxggas 'fat'. I love that the girls are doing it now 🔥
dee.@_lecijOct 26
random man at American Deli was tryna get my number & the next question outta his mouth was “you ever thought about getting your body done? I can do that for you.” I said “have you?” & we both just stared and went out separate ways. mind you, he big as a fucking house.
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blessed busty blaxican
@knee_shadee22h
Yall be eating butt too?🤭
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Whoady
@LilWhoady_Oct 27
This nigga really got 3 families he can bounce between and play house with
Clip King
@clip__kingOct 26
Nevaeh started BLUSHING and getting EMBARRASSED when Blueface leaked that they had s*x last night 😂
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Black women have NEVER called me ugly. White women either. Them migo hoes think I'm atrocious tho. #BuildTheWallBih fuck em. 😭
IG: RealFamilyConcrete 🩸Crete Samuels
@RealFamilyCrete23h
Black Women called me ugly in school not because it was Colorism Its because I was actually ugly Some of yall are actually Ugly & its ok.
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I told u men dont bring that up, women do nowadays. Only nigga that bold now is blueface. 😂
LinaRaye@Epithymia__22h
That's highly disrespectful. I'd want him beat up for just bringing it up.
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