Toria Brightside

If you have to tell the room you're charming, you probably aren't.

Sticks and stones don't break my bones, and names make me dislike you.

"There is no such thing as a plump and juicy raisin. A plump and juicy raisin is a grape." - The scientist, re Kellogg's Fruit & Fibre song

I have never watched DWTS but I guess I'm gonna have to tune in. I'd do anything for @erikajayne - that bitch is what the world needs 👑🍾👌🏻

"My answer was awkward. I think she expected me to care in some way." Ben Barnes

1996 was a great year for bitch pop – at Manchester, England

'Sorry I'm a fucktard, it's a Gemini thing!' No it isn't, it's a fucktard thing. – at Manchester, England

Barnes and I just had a press up competition. I am champion. Barnes gave up 2/3 of the way through his first press up. – at Manchester, England

Writing a slip shanty. That's an Irish jig but kind of in the style of a pirate. That's a 9 8 time signature. – at Manchester, England

'The fake look' yeah that's definitely a healthy trend – at Manchester, England

Your Viking name for your pet is cute in theory, but FYI you didn't check the spelling and the Vikings are now turning in their graves. – at Manchester, England

"How do you install it?" - A dumbass, regarding a prism. – at Manchester, England

"A, B, C or neither?" How about a, b, c, dictionary. – at Manchester, England

"Tristan, you eat Ben and Jerry's like a broken hearted girl." - Lilly

Gypsy punk on guitar is basically cardio – at Manchester, England

Ben *Hums weird tune.* Tori "What are you singing?" Ben "General peril music." – at Manchester, England

Don't trust people who think bad weed is good weed. – at Manchester, England

Why don't you spend more time taking on the values described in the memes you post, instead of posting memes that don't describe you – at Manchester, England

Doggie time 🐾 – at Manchester, England

"That's the kind of thing I wear when I'm hiding something." - @LisaVanderpump – at Manchester, England