Love Thy Neighbor Unless They’re A Cop | Aspiring pro wrestler and I’m only like 50% joking | STREAM “BEFORE YOU LEAVE” | Guitarist for @byl_pgh | he/him
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Hi hello I’ve been waiting for this day for like 5 years it would mean a whole lot to me if you could take some time out of ur day to listen to this album :)))))) thank u have a nice day – at Pittsburgh, PA
Knucklehead McSpazatron. ☁️ retweeted
We get it, Sid. You're also really funny. Leave something for the rest of us.
ALT Declan Carlile laughing with Sidney Crosby at morning skate.
ALT Declan Carlile laughing with Sidney Crosby at morning skate.
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ALT A photo of Cassian Andor in the final episode of season 2 of “Andor”. There is a text box from Tumblr superimposed on the photo that says “Hold on, Mr. Passively Suicidal has an idea of who should take the biggest risk on this mission”
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The comments are full of “Hur, this is why he couldn’t win playoff games,” and they’ve 100% got that backwards. A man with this level of attention to detail, inventiveness, and determination is the reason Pittsburgh won as much as it did.
This is the most haunting thing I’ve ever experienced. Less than 16 hours after these words are spoken, PAC is gone. The man standing just a few feet away is gone. I will never forget this as long as I live.
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“We are professionals who give a SHIT. Surround yourself with people that you love. Might be the key to life.”
AEW officially released Jon Moxley’s full promo from Pittsburgh after Dynamite ended as he dearly remembered PAC in front of the fans. ❤️
Tristan Jarry is a sleeper agent sent by Sidney Crosby to ensure Connor McDavid never wins a cup and thus far it’s been yet another stroke of genius from the captain
Knucklehead McSpazatron. ☁️ retweeted
Opening NFL weekend is the perfect time to reminisce on an accidentally heroic deed by Terry Bradshaw who, in 1976, saved dozens of lives by beating the home team Baltimore Colts SO badly that fans went home early.
Which was the only thing that kept them from being hit by a plane
Knucklehead McSpazatron. ☁️ retweeted
PRIMETIME is gonna rule, but "yes, pedophiles are bad, but it's also bad to turn catching them into lurid entertainment for TV ratings" is unfortunately too complex a concept for our sixth-grade-reading-level-ass country
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Get outta here Odysseus. We're eating the sun-god's cattle and you don't want none of this shit
