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🚨 JUST IN: France Football has released the list of famous personalities & top countries who participated in the B.O.A.T. voting. 📋😳
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🚨 JUST IN: France football has announced the fund they've recieved from the B.O.A.T. award is gonna be used up for conducting the Super Ballon d'or award for Leo Messi next year. 🏆🏅 Note: Cristiano Ronaldo's vote alone contributed €3.5 Million combined. 🥀🤑
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Wessi 💎 (@_Wessinhoo) profile picture
Wessi 💎@_WessinhooSep 4
It makes me feel so glad to be present there at each of these moments... Literally each of them defines a stage of my life
All About Argentina 🛎🇦🇷 (@AlbicelesteTalk) profile pictureAll About Argentina 🛎🇦🇷
@AlbicelesteTalkSep 3
La Scaloneta - (2019-2026) Lived it. Loved it. 🏆🏆🏆🏆
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Your wife is getting pounded by a bbc while ur busy riding Ronaldo's cock 😭
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Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) profile picturePiers Morgan
@piersmorganSep 2
🤣🤣🤣🤣 ‘Mr Humble’ drops the most arrogant piece of shameless bragging in the history of sport. Hilarious.
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Ronaldo if he tried to the same thing:
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fan (@NoodleHairCR7) profile picturefan
@NoodleHairCR7Sep 2
Lionel Messi posts "goat debate settled" after losing yet another Final for Argentina He is the only Captain to lose 2 World Cup Finals and 4 Finals for his country.
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One interview rejection is what it all took
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Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) profile picturePiers Morgan
@piersmorganAug 31
BREAKING: * Lionel Messi quits international football having scored 125 goals for Argentina, the second-highest number in football history. * @Cristiano Ronaldo has scored 146 goals for Portugal, the highest in football history. This settles the 🐐debate.
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🚨📸 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Bruno Fernandes, Joao Neves & his wife has liked the reel of Messi retiring from International football. Is that a message for someone? 🇵🇹🤔 @Cristiano
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Last hatrick of Last hatrick of Messi with Ronaldo with Argentina Portugal
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Ineos Glazers DIE (@Vararse_) profile pictureIneos Glazers DIE@Vararse_Aug 31
We didn’t retire at 39
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
This video is from Ronaldo's time at Juventus. He left the club when he was 36 years old, and by 39 years of age, he was playing for Al-Nassr in the Saudi Pro League. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cristiano…
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2004 Euros 🥈 2006 World Cup ❌ 2008 Euros ❌ 2010 World Cup ❌ 2012 Euros ❌ 2014 World Cup ❌ 2016 Euros 🥇 2018 World Cup ❌ 2020 Euros ❌ 2022 World Cup ❌ 2024 Euros ❌ 2026 World Cup ❌ Note: The 2016 Euros he won, he played less minutes than 2006 Messi's UCL campaign. 🤐
#LM9 🐐🇦🇷 (@Bayio_nel) profile picture#LM9 🐐🇦🇷@Bayio_nelAug 31
2007 Copa América 🥈 2008 Olympics 🥇 2010 World Cup ❌ 2011 Copa América ❌ 2014 World Cup 🥈 2015 Copa América 🥈 2016 Copa América 🥈 2018 World Cup ❌ 2019 Copa América 🥉 2021 Copa América 🥇 2022 Finalissima 🥇 2022 World Cup 🥇 2024 Copa América 🥇 2026 World Cup 🥈
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She claims she hates men and then proceeds to hold Lionel Messi close to her
sabrina pics ✦ (@brinajpg) profile picturesabrina pics ✦
@brinajpg17 Nov 2025
sabrina carpenter for rolling stone (2025)
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Anime fans are the most insufferable people on the earth
Neon (@neon4882) profile pictureNeon@neon4882Aug 15
Holy Fuckkkkkk Naruto reference in avengers Doomsday 🔥🔥teapaw.org/i/status/2088659611087…
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Finally learned about "Interaction between environmentalism and social justice in combination with raising awareness platform and influence and investing in the future"
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We know Viktor Gyökeres stats in Portuguese leagues vs Premier league, we dont need him.
Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) profile pictureFabrizio Romano
@FabrizioRomanoAug 14
🚨🔵🔴 EXCLUSIVE: Barcelona consider Sporting striker Luis Suárez among options — if Julián Álvarez deal doesn’t happen. Not easy as key player for Sporting but part of Barça shortlist. Barça will only consider Suárez/more options from next week — if Julián deal is still off.
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This is so cringe😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 teapaw.org/jellyijayy/status/2088…
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Sleeping early so I can wake up early
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God's favourite child posting this
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Are we really independent?
NEUTRAL INDIA (@_neutralindia) profile pictureNEUTRAL INDIA
@_neutralindiaAug 14
Happy 80th Independence Day🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳 #IndependenceDay #15August #HarGharTiranga #India
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Just gave some life advice to my friend teapaw.org/PORTD0/status/20880298…
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