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I don’t think I’ve ever seen a Cheesecake Factory
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Probably some in Colorado. Don’t know.
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Saddam HUSSEIN Cheesecakefactory
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Big city worshippers are so strange to me. I feel like a different species.
Denver is effectively an island. Outside the Front Range corridor, there’s nowhere to go. Albuquerque is the closest next “big city” and it’s 6:30 hours away In many cases, if you want a city out west and near mountains, Salt Lake is a much better choice, and has the advantage of being a more convenient driving distance to major cities like Las Vegas, Phoenix, LA
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(Sitting in Denver traffic) I wish I were closer to LA
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After working at a cemetery for awhile I decided against cremation. Undignified, no ritual to it. Just some college student jagoff chucking your ashes a foot underground.
Do you live in a burial or cremation state?
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Welcome back Josh Allen
It might have been short of the end zone but this run was nothing short of wild 🤯 @wyo_football 📺: The CW
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Why did this blow up, it’s so stupid lol
At my Walmart right now preparing for this in case it happens again
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When someone schedules a 430 meeting on a Friday
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they're calling it the Genius Belt
The percentage of adults with a Ph.D. Read more on Substack at toddrjones.substack.com/p/th….
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At my Walmart right now preparing for this in case it happens again
Walmart wasnt ready for this 😅
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Seward's Folly
What is the oldest political news story you can remember? For me it's Joe Biden being selected as Obama's VP.
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after last night's performance I think it's time my 8-year-old's volleyball team held a players only meeting
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New town every hour (ret.) retweeted
Just airing this clip on TV as a campaign commercial would win like 90% of races and somehow Dems will still fuck this up
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I gotta see what's in this envelope
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my algo during the day: Hey did you see this cool dunk? my algo at bedtime: Buy gold, move to the woods, it's probably too late, the end is already here
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Lmao too late greenie!
Replying to @TownsUsa
You are not welcome in Wyoming. Stick to your blue states
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Replying to @TownsUsa
wyoming in peak fall color 😂😂😂all 3 species of trees...
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I was discussing favorite kids books with my wife today. Here are four of my favorites. I would say my "top 4" but I am probably forgetting some great ones
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