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ALT A comic about Rodimus, Mainframe, and Thundertron. Transcription too long for Twitter. Click link for alt text.
ALT A comic about Deathsaurus and Thundertron. Transcription too long for Twitter. Click link for alt text.
ALT A comic about Ironhide and Kup. Transcription too long for Twitter. Click link for alt text.
![Panel 1: Maximal Skywarp holds a U.S. flag. Title text: “The Holy American Bible, Part 4” 2: Skywarp: “From the book of Leviticus, Chapter 19, versus 33 and 34: ‘And if a stranger sojourn with thee in your land, ye shall [the word not crossed out] vex him. But the stranger that dwelleth with you shall NOT be unto you as one born among you and you shalt assume he is a criminal who eats your pet cats and dogs and beheads geese in the local park.” 3: Skywarp: “For ye were strangers in the land of Egypt and I sent ye back to Mexico so you wouldn’t be my problem. I am the lord your God.’ His words, not mine.”](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GXYtvPOW8AE8Aja.jpg?name=orig)
ALT Panel 1: Maximal Skywarp holds a U.S. flag. Title text: “The Holy American Bible, Part 4” 2: Skywarp: “From the book of Leviticus, Chapter 19, versus 33 and 34: ‘And if a stranger sojourn with thee in your land, ye shall [the word not crossed out] vex him. But the stranger that dwelleth with you shall NOT be unto you as one born among you and you shalt assume he is a criminal who eats your pet cats and dogs and beheads geese in the local park.” 3: Skywarp: “For ye were strangers in the land of Egypt and I sent ye back to Mexico so you wouldn’t be my problem. I am the lord your God.’ His words, not mine.”
ALT Location: city at night Panel 1: Batman (Ben Affleck): “Tell me what I need to know!” From below panel: “Please…please don’t! What do you want!?” 2: Batman, standing on a rooftop, holding the end of a rope leading down over the edge of the building: “TELL ME!” Below panel: “Tell you what!? Please…I don’t want to die!” Batman: “Tell me how to get…” 3: Batman (above panel): “How to get to Sesame Street!” Bert, hanging upside-down in front of the building with a bat-rope around his foot: “It—it’s two blocks that way!” Batman: “Thank you.” Bert: “You could’ve just asked nicely.” Batman: “I DON’T KNOW HOW TO DO THAT!”
ALT Location: Mos Eisley cantina Panel 1: Cookie Monster, looking at a laptop: “Dorothy, what is pri-va-see pol-a-see?” Dorothy Zbornak: “That’s where a company discloses the information that they collect about you and how they use it. Privacy policies can be complicated. You should read it carefully and understand what it says before you –” 2: Text on a screen: “This site uses cookies to track your activity as disclosed in our privacy policy. These settings can be modified at any time.” Three buttons: “Accept all cookies,” “Necessary cookies only,” and “Customize settings.” 3: Cookie Monster: “Cookies! Me accept all cookies!” Dorothy: “Yeah. Me too.”
ALT A comic about Blackarachnia and dating. Transcription too long for Twitter. Click link for alt text.
ALT A comic about Picard, Q, and Unicron. Transcription too long for Twitter. Click link for alt text.
ALT A comic about Batman and the Terminator. Transcription too long for Twitter. Click link for alt text.
ALT A comic about the Muppets and America. Transcription too long for Twitter. Click link for alt text.
ALT A comic about Silverbolt, Blackarachnia, and Blackarachnia. Transcription too long for Twitter. Click link for alt text.
ALT Location: Mos Eisley cantina Panel 1: Will Riker to Dorothy Zbornak, bartender: “Tell me, Dorothy…” 2: Riker gestures to Peely (the anthropomorphic banana): “Is there a story behind the banana?” Dorothy: “A story, no…” 3: Dorothy: “That’s my friend Blanche.” Blanche Devereaux emerges from behind Peely. Blanche: “Hey, Will! Call me!”
ALT A comic about Transformers and Lois Lane. Transcription too long for Twitter. Click link for alt text.
ALT A comic about Jurassic Park and others. Transcription too long for Twitter. Click link for alt text.
ALT Panel 1: Maximal Skywarp hugs an American flag. Dramatic text: “The Holy American Bible Part 3” 2: Skywarp, holding a book with American flags and a cross on the cover: “The second amendment of the holy United States Constitution was inspired by God and committed to paper by our infallible founding fathers. It states…” Scribbled-out text: “’A well-regulated militia, being necessary to the security of a free state,” non-scribbled-out text: “the right of the people to keep and bear arms, shall not be infringed.’” 3: Skywarp, reading from the book: “’P.S. this applies to all firearms invented for the rest of time, no matter how powerful or deadly. We, the founding fathers, regret that we will all be dead by the time assault rifles are invented because they sound rad as hell. Future people should own lots of them.’ And then there’s a Punisher logo drawn underneath.”
ALT A comic about Sixshot, Silverbolt, and Blackarachnia. Transcription too long for Twitter. Click link for alt text.
ALT Panel 1: Maximal Skywarp holds an American flag. Dramatic title text: “The Holy American Bible Part 2” 2: Skywarp, reading in front of a cross: “Thou shalt not kill…except animals and plants. Thou canst kill those. Thou shalt not kill an embryo after an arbitrary period of growth as dictated by thine state government.” 3: Skywarp, reading in front of an American flag: “Thou canst kill people in war or in government-sanctioned military actions. Thou canst kill in self-defense…or if thou canst drag the body around to make it look like thou were acting in self-defense. And thou canst run over protestors who art blocking traffic if thou doth not agree with their cause. Exodus 20:13”