I'm on a downward spiral like Anna Nicole Smith

Joined March 2020
Rewatching desperate housewives and finally got to this part
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I hate Lynette so badly
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Nicki Minaj is reportedly being considered for the position of White House press secretary. (Via TMZ)
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I’m convinced my mama was right So I’m gonna bake you a berry pie
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I don’t know, Epic Maps, why don’t you tell us?
Why is this huge stretch of the US East Coast so empty?
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Nene stop
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Trying not to kill self at work
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Bitchy Witch retweeted
Bethenny Frankel okay let's do drugs crazy batshit scary horror tik tok compilation reaction video
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They’re making us do team building exercises at this work event
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Don’t really wanna watch the Golden Life without Bethenny
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Need piece of shit client to leave me alone omg
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Indeed only showing me jobs for diesel mechanics and registered nurses
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Lois Griffin DJ set
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Booking winter vacation from work so I don’t kill myself
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Today is Evaluate Your Life Day.
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I love when someone asks for my opinion on something it makes me feel important
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Can see my neighbor dancing in his living room
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Bitch you’re not Heather Gay
I would be an amazing Press Secretary. I’d show President Trump all the receipts. I would bring my binder full of receipts to every briefing.
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Big neck Republican lady looks so kind to me. She looks like she could play the friendly, helpful giraffe in an animated kids movie
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Fast-forwarding through all the Lynette scenes oh my goodness what an absolutely miserable existence
I have to rewatch desperate housewives or they’re going to kill my entire family
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