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✅ Allow McDonald’s App to access Contacts, make phone calls, send texts, and act on my behalf
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40+ yr old coworker hit me with the "i ate it" when i asked him where one of the knives went so i lowkey upgrade him to comic relief character status
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“Noriaki Kakyoin” vs. Jolyne “beat C-Moon with the Walmart spool aisle” Cujoh yeah okay
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girl from the party i brought home: oh.... i thought when you were hyping up your room in the uber u were gonna at least own a bedframe
me: are u not seeing the bladee art
swedish roommate entering: cän i heet yør "geeg bar"
me: not now jörgsen. you're nothing like drain gang
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a$ap rocky: two birds, they twin beaks, made two mills, that's twin meeks, whip too wide for these thin streets,
big sean interrupting: big ass, twin cheeks
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When you are playing truth or dare with the 10/10s at the Halloween party and they dare you to go home
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me, the hinge date that ghosted me, and the tinder date i ghosted, showed up to the same Halloween party tonight
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What if class minibosses were based on isaac characters (full)
Just decided to compile all of them in one picture
#mewgenics #tboi @edmundmcmillen
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Hit one of these guys with my RAV4 going 55 in the Dragonbarrow. Totally fucked up the bumper.




































