@TrappedIn1995

a sense of humour and a quick wit is not only a coping mechanism, but also the only lens through which life makes sense. #dungeoncrawlercarl #nfl #cfl #nhl

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Joined July 2012
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My daughter is stressing over year four of medical schools and I hit her with the facts. lol
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Michael Irving in the luxury box of the cowboys game tonight. 😂😂😂
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Walter Koenig as Oro in the Canadian sci-fi series The Starlost. The Canadian produced show was filmed in Scarborough, and only aired for 16 episodes in 1973. Due to budget cuts and production difficulties, show creator Harlan Ellison left before the first episode aired.
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What?! What the fuck?! NO!! I was promised an El Niño. I was told it was going to be a brown Christmas. I have lights to put up, Halloween to take down, and a hot tub to clean. You bastards!!
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In workshopping incorporating the word Dink into my spicy talk. I think it might go over with the wife.
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I’m reading this like… some of you have five friends?! Get the fuck outta here lol
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Hard to believe this little guy is gonna go to space one day...
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14 yr old me thought this was the greatest movie ever made. 😂😂😂 I refuse to watch it all these years later so I don’t taint the magic.
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Cyborg (1989) It never distinguishes itself as anything other than a Mad Max wannabe and it might be just another martial arts film all dressed up with no place to go, but ironically enough the most believable cyborg is Van Damme in his role as a human!!!
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I have a theory that the initial attack in the night of the living dead isn’t even a zombie. He’s actually a crazy person. He moved too fast. He used a rock as a weapon. The first contact broke all the rules before they were established.
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my 4 yr old niece uses the word Chicken in place of the word Fuck. 😂😂😂 I was road raging and she was looking at me in the car mirror and she’s like “you said chicken to me” and I was like “wait, what? This morning you said you had a secret for me and you said chicken you”
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If I was a billionaire I would develop an AI, call it The Beast, and name the subscription The Mark. Then I’d sit back and watch the world lose its ever loving mind. 😂😂😂
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Oh my God. I’m becoming “I have a story for this short interaction and I’m going to tell it” yrs old and I can’t do anything about it. The story just comes out while whatever poor cashier or counter person stares at me and smiles that sad smile. Kill me now.
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Carmelo standing in the ring with 946 and the bloodline 😂😂😂
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Them: If you can’t afford the 22% tip don’t go out. Nah. 10% was the norm and optional when I worked service industry in the 90s. I feel for you. But it’s just ridiculous. 10% and only in certain places. Everywhere I go they want a tip. Everybody. Nope.
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Cowboys fans watching their team every week
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I’m home sick and watching Love It or List It. I love Hilary and David. But what I love most is the couples coming to the brink of divorce. 😂😂😂😂 It reminds me how stressful it was buying a house and how only one person ends up truly happy with the final decision. 😂
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Coked out producers from the 70s created so many cartoon fever dreams that continue to haunt Gen X today. lol It’s as if being neglected and raising ourselves wasn’t enough. A Cosmic Christmas Witches Night Out The Shmoo Etc.
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Dak couldn’t pick up those two yards with his feet huh? Smdh. Nobody on this team wants to be “The Guy”.
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Cowboys score!! Now we just need the defence to step up… and give the offence a chance… to get back… Awww fuck. We are fucked lol.
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I don’t understand why steroids are frowned upon. If I’m paying my players millions I want them jacked on everything possible. Hell ill even give them an 8 ball on the way out for every drive lol
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