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Hey man I’m watching you lose this argument to grok in real time and I just want to tell you this has been awesome, I feel like it keeps telling you something you’re just not understanding
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Jameis Winston will be working as an Uber driver in 3 weeks, Google Jameis Winston Uber for more information
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I think this is a well expressed thought but what I feel like people miss about this conversation is that “results culture” is just human nature We strive to be better than our competitors, and we crave numbers to express our skill level, whether it’s ELO or a PR or whatever you will not find a competitive endeavor without “results culture”
random smash frustrations, long ass ramble. been feeling this way for years atp, would appreciate if anyone read and shared what they think. 🫡
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JD Vance for some reason:
Vance's midterms pitch: "Give us another chance. Give us another couple of years"
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New reg and I’m back, I slapped salamence on a rain team I used last szn over pert and he rocks (I was very tired of swampert) I feel like I live in a world where nobody gets h-arc except for me (a genius), but this team feels very strong and super easy even if movesets can be improved
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This is one of the coolest things I’ve ever seen I would love if this took off
Using GPT-6 Astra and upcoming SSBM Nucleus features I have built an automated system for porting characters into Melee! Here's Incineroar and Shulk from Ultimate, but I think this workflow should work for porting from almost any game! Also these work on Slippi, it's not decomp
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You can cancel me for this but Elite cultural impact: 5’3 and an attitude Memorable and serving: Gen Z boss in a mini New Frank Green and a sneaky link Itty bitty titties and a bob Did her best: Fake tan nails and a hoop Flop: Secret product and a trench
Tariffs or this? Tariffs
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Things I would be excited to see in direct as someone who doesn’t care at all about 90% of Nintendo games: I’m locked: New Smash bros New 3D Mario Melee on switch online Mario baseball Mario Kart DLC I’m enthused: Diddy Kong racing Mario golf Mario sports mix New Mario party Ult deluxe/fighters pass 3 New Kirby New 2d Mario Kid Icarus I will buy: Yoshi’s island Warioland Captain toad Punch out DK country
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Will we get Smash 6 in the Nintendo Direct?
29%Yes
71%No
463 votes • Final results
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ヒットストップ中にモナドアーツを使用できないように変更されました!!!!
『大乱闘スマッシュブラザーズ SPECIAL』の更新データVer.13.0.5の配信を開始しました。通信対戦において、不正なデータの送受信が発生した場合の挙動を修正しました。 support.nintendo.com/jp/swit…
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In all of my time interacting with competitive video games this is the first time I’ve ever seen two well-dressed commentators I’m actually stunned
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I’m trying to imagine how they would’ve done the tie-in for the redskins and realizing they probably just scrap the entire campaign
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I choose to believe, for no reason in particular, that this is the one twitter tech that can turn a low tier into a high tier Turn opponent multi-hits into revenge smash attacks? Sure man why the fuck not, let’s get crazy, let’s pretend it makes the g&w matchup unplayable for g&w, who cares, you can’t stop me
Introducing: Buffered Impact Revenge
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I have a huge issue with this for moral reasons and not just because I pray every night that he gets removed as a judge on project runway
This conversation 🤣 Law Roach: I wore this for you to represent your culture. Ziwe: And what culture is that? Law Roach: Nigeria Ziw: Leopard? Roach: Hatuna Makana. Ziwe: What the hell? That's Swahili. Apologize to Nigeria and my Nigerian culture. Roach: I apologize, Nigeria, because I thought that this print represented your culture and the animals that you keep in your homes. Sorry, Nigeria.
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A DUCK *BANG BANG* A LEMONADE STAND *BANG BANG* A MAN *BANG BANG* GRAPES *BANG BANG*
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It’s the one night a year single people can have sex and you’re playing elite smash and cranking hog
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Shinda Lion being ranked is notable because now every single character in Ultimate has one player who mained them in a ranked season. 86 characters who can all compete at a top level is unprecedented. What a fucking game Here’s a visual of where characters have ranked
Finishing off UltRank Half Year 2026, powered by @StartGG, here's #51-150 and HMs! Congrats to everyone who got ranked this season!
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Spider-Man 3 is awesome because it doesn’t have less good stuff in it than the other Raimi Spider-Mans but it has way more objectively bad stuff It’s like if Jameis Winston’s 30/30 season was a movie
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Goml fucking rocked, lloD became the lowest ranked player (#10 on SSBMrank 2025) to win a major since Axe won Smash Summit 8, also ranked 10th in the world Had rapmonster won, he would’ve been the lowest ranked player (#28) to win a melee major since the inception of the SSBMrank in 2014
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