Certified Larper Boy

United States
Joined September 2017
2 girls 1 cup ending explained
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Can you guys believe that the Covid-19 breakout started 10 years ago already? Crazy how time flies
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They should add micro bets and parlays to Fortnite
They should add vaping to Fortnite
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The system serves money, not humanity. Those who benefit are those who renounced their humanity to become part of the money. They let their soul become subservient to made up numbers. That's why all their sympathy is fake and they look and sound as ghoulish as they are.
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They should add vaping to Fortnite
They should add covid to Fortnite
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A collaborative gay haiku, originally from @tweetweetcaw: mouth is amazing It takes in liquor and dick Nerdy words come out
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The original thought, during an intelligent discussion at the round table
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SpaghettiTree retweeted
I hate this image because even though you have to round it up he is quite clearly more or less 3sause long (if you account for the tilting perspective of the sauses)
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Morose and lugubrious? nah feller, I'm grandiose and salubrious
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Ass so fat I need two full pumps of body lotion: one for each cheek
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Dentist was impressed with my lack of a gag reflex when they dropped a tool down the back of my throat and had to play Operation to get it back out
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My New Year's resolution is to be honest with the dentist and just say no when they ask me whether I've been good about flossing since they last saw me
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Cultivating compassion is not a religious practice focused on ensuring we go to heaven or a good future life. It鈥檚 about living a good day-to-day life here and now. It鈥檚 about being a happy person. Warm-heartedness is a fundamental good human quality.
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SpaghettiTree retweeted
We are self-centred and selfish, but we need to be wisely selfish, not foolishly so. If we neglect others, we too lose. We have to support others. We can educate people to understand that the best way to fulfil their own interest is to be concerned about the welfare of others.
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SpaghettiTree retweeted
I pray each day that every human being, indeed every sentient being, should be happy. So, if you come across individuals facing problems, help them. Share their problems and try to bring them peace of mind. Wherever you live, try to create a happy community.
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